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Started by Texdar, July 13, 2007, 04:54:12 AM

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Texdar

July 13, 2007, 04:54:12 AM



I told you jello baths won't make you look younger!
I bent my wookie!

DodgingGrunge

#1
July 13, 2007, 05:31:20 AM
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Jesus Henry, you promised me you were going to stop doing this.  You saw Hellrasier like ten years ago.  This joke wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now!
++josh;

AnubisVonMojo

#2
July 13, 2007, 08:17:00 AM
"The Blob is back! And this time, it's horny..."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Mr. DS

#3
July 13, 2007, 09:30:32 AM
Ok...I guess its time to clear this clog...
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Andrew

#4
July 13, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.
Andrew Borntreger
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DodgingGrunge

#5
July 13, 2007, 11:31:25 AM
Quote from: Andrew on July 13, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
Unfortunately, in his haste to wash off the skunk's spray, Wilbur made the fatal mistake of substituting tomato paste for tomato juice.

I made that very mistake when I was little, trying to de-skunk my dog.  If he was to list the grandest humiliations of his life, I'm sure being dyed pink would be a close second to getting neutered.  Worst of all, the stench stuck.
++josh;

Joe the Destroyer

#6
July 13, 2007, 03:12:09 PM
...For those heavy flow days.

Yaddo 42

#7
July 14, 2007, 01:05:35 AM
World's worst Jello Wrestling Night ever.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

BlackAngel75

#8
July 14, 2007, 01:43:37 AM
This is the last time I call Roto Rooter
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Dr. Whom

#9
July 14, 2007, 04:41:28 AM
Melvin, I told you not to use the bath tub for your science project!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

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RCMerchant

#10
July 14, 2007, 04:56:38 AM
 Dam...what a hangover...aw...sh#t! I puked in the tube again last nite...
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Wortcov

#11
July 14, 2007, 05:24:45 PM
help, I have fallen into a a bathub full of hot sause!! it burns!BURNS!!! :hot:

Cotexman

#12
January 11, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
Does this mean I've earned my "Red Wings" Flo?

SynapticBoomstick

#13
January 13, 2008, 02:12:27 AM
"Spooky entity in the bathtub? Call TAPS: We can handle both!"
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

TheDope

#14
January 13, 2008, 08:20:58 AM
She fell for the oldest trick in the world: The Old Silly Putty In The Tub Molded To Look Like A Guy's Arm Gag.


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