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Thats A Rather Big Hoff

Started by Mr. DS, July 13, 2007, 03:55:41 PM

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Mr. DS

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Andrew

This is why midgets are terrified of David Hasselhoff...
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Derf

Not exactly a caption, but this must be a shot of the Hoff in Germany. I've heard he's HUGE over there.  :tongueout:
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AnubisVonMojo

The last thing a cheeseburger sees during one of Hoff's booze binges.

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BlackAngel75

What Pamela Anderson saw while on a break from taping.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
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Yaddo 42

A daughter's eye view of Big Dave laying a smackdown on her for filming him on a bender.

The spycam mounted in one of Pam Anderson's implants was operating that morning on the set.
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Susan

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Quote from: The DarkSider on July 13, 2007, 03:55:41 PM





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Normal people die and they see the Light. I die and I see the Hoff!
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Cheeseburger:  NO! NO NO NO NONONONO!
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