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« on: July 13, 2007, 04:45:51 PM »

"Hey, what's everybody looking at?!"
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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 05:00:48 PM »
"Psst, audience - the person behind me is pinching my butt.  Tell me that it is Mary Woronov.  Please, please tell me that it is her.  Why are you shaking your head?  Who is behind me?  It had better not be that Ernesto character..."
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 10:09:59 PM »
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Uh oh.  I think this might be a black tie engagement.
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 11:00:26 PM »
Front guy: "Given how far away from me you're standing, I imagine that's either your nightstick poking my rear or you're very very very lucky. Whatever it is, please put it away..."
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2007, 12:15:16 AM »
Front guy: Yes SIR! I understand, here at Space Burger we ask each and every customer if want their order 'planet sized' sir!
Back guy: See that you do!
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2007, 12:58:15 AM »
"So John, do these, uhm, shoulder pads serve a purpose or are they just to lower the enemy's defenses by instilling uncontrollable laughter in them?"
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Where's that brick.......
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 01:12:38 AM »
No, you go and change outfits, I saw it first.
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 01:23:25 AM »
The Ambiguously Gay Duo!!!
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 05:49:54 AM »
Now you too can have a super trim wasteline by wearing our new supercharged waist reducing belt!  First payment only $19.99!
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 06:43:46 AM »
Back guy: I know, anal exams are unpleasant for everyone involved.
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I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2007, 11:16:14 PM »
Susan, your response is by far the funniest thing I've seen today.  Karma for you!
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2007, 01:13:10 AM »
You forgot to say "good game."
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2007, 07:38:33 AM »
"Now experience my new atomic turbo space wedgie!"
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