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« on: July 14, 2007, 09:17:58 AM »

 This is what life was like before internet porn.  You stayed up till 2 in the morning to watch some piece of s**t like this on cable.   I dno't like to insult womens' looks, but sufficet to say there aren't any a listers here.  in fact many,...well...   there are two incredibly brief scenes of frontal nudity.  the movie itself has a sarcastic tone, but it's laughing at you for staying up and watching it.  thank you al gore for you invention and saving us from Mr Fred Olen Ray and his Star Slammer.  The only only thing I can say positive about it is it has those laser beam special effects I like.  Like they had in 70's movies. 

  and the theme song is a TOTAL rip off of the theme from Indians Jones.

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