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trekgeezer

July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM

"The name's Bondage, James Bondage."



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Andrew

#1
July 15, 2007, 04:53:47 PM
Most people do not know that Sean Connery auditioned for the part of Nova in the original "Planet of the Apes."
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Susan

#2
July 15, 2007, 05:10:40 PM
Quote from: trekgeezer on July 15, 2007, 04:44:42 PM


After the producers watched the first dailies for "Pretty Man", Connery was quickly replaced by Julia Roberts

Texdar

#3
July 15, 2007, 05:16:54 PM
Sean made some extra money advertising the new suspenders for the new more fashionable Depends.
I bent my wookie!

The Burgomaster

#4
July 15, 2007, 06:17:32 PM
Barbarella II: The Transexual Years
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Shadow

#5
July 15, 2007, 06:46:04 PM
"Where's Menard? I have a  few words for him."
Shadow
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Mr. DS

#6
July 15, 2007, 07:07:19 PM
I bet you're wondering where I keep this gun "holstered"...
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DodgingGrunge

#7
July 15, 2007, 07:15:23 PM
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Now why on earth hasn't Heavy Metal magazine called me back?
++josh;

Doc Daneeka

#8
July 15, 2007, 07:38:38 PM
The reason Bond never gets bored with all that fluff...

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For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

Menard

#9
July 15, 2007, 08:13:14 PM



p***y....

....galore

indianasmith

#10
July 15, 2007, 09:30:02 PM
Quote from: Shadow on July 15, 2007, 06:46:04 PM
"Where's Menard? I have a  few words for him."


KARMA!!!!  That was the best so far!!


OK, lessee if I can top it . . . nothing particularly creative comes to mind . . . .  here we go:


"Bring my pants back NOW, boy, or the Tall Man will be the least of your problems!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Joe the Destroyer

#11
July 15, 2007, 10:44:52 PM
Joe D'Amato Presents Stephen King's Dark Tower: The Gunslinger

Yaddo 42

#12
July 15, 2007, 11:04:28 PM
Sean had to pay big bucks to halt the release of his ill-advised gay spaghetti western, Any Guy Can Play. But he did keep the boots.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

ghouck

#13
July 16, 2007, 12:38:59 AM
I can't believe it, I got kicked out of "The Village People" for looking TOO GAY. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

BlackAngel75

#14
July 16, 2007, 12:55:42 AM
Ahoy there, maties. The name's Capt. Soreass.  In a moment, you fine, young, strapping men will be boarding my ship and your new home: The Ramrod
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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