CAPTION: Twilight Zone

[Susan]

[wtffilm]

<music>". . . There's a place for us. . ."</music>

[Menard]

[Yaddo 42]

Sadly, not the worst blind date either one would have that week.

Charlie Brown's "awkward teen years" were even rougher than expected.

Finding out what Donald Trump's scalp really looked like wasn't worth it for poor Sandra.

[BlackAngel75]

Woman thinking: I wonder if he has that same size head under his robe

[DodgingGrunge]

Unfortunately, Helen Keller wasn't quite tall enough to "see" just whom she was about to marry.

[Mr. DS]

Tall Guy:  Don't worry, Muffinheadittis isn't catchy baby now let me buy you a drink. 

[MeanStreaka4337]

And that's just my head.


Sorry thats the best one I can think of right now.

[Andrew]

Janet's friends knew that she was a Lego-maniac, but did not understand the depth of her addiction until she introduced them to her fiancé.

By the way, Menard's almost made me spit out my milk.

[Jack]

Woman:  "My boyfriend is not a geek!  How dare you!"

[Joe the Destroyer]

And he readies for the chokeslam!

[Susan]

Janet braced herself to say "I do" as her mother looked on. The Arranged marriage was dads idea...

[Dr. Whom]

When Gerald held her in his arms, Mavis knew the unfortunate incident with the air pump had been forgiven

[AnubisVonMojo]

"Wow, I can't believe I'm actually getting to meet Lurch of TV's The Addams Family!... uhm, you're really him right? It's a sin to screw around with a blind girl you know."

[JPickettIII]

"When Big Toe Transplants Go Wrong!"

Or

"Next on Jerry Springer, "The Toe Headed Man and The Blind Desperate Women Wanting To Have His Baby!"