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Started by mrgb46, July 21, 2007, 03:10:23 PM

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AnubisVonMojo

#1
Ah Werewolf, a wonderfully worthless slab of crap featuring the ever pathetic Joe Estevez and a guy in a bad bear costume pretending he's a wolf. I gotta dig up the MST3K version and watch this again, cuz that's the only way I can still stomach it.  :bouncegiggle:

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The Burgomaster

I own a copy of that Joe Estevez WEREWOLF DVD.  What the hell is wrong with me?
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AnubisVonMojo

It's okay Burgomaster, I own a lot of DVDs I'm not proud of. Did you buy it? Was it given to you? Did you find it clutched in the hand of a dead hobo in a gutter somewhere and had to see it out of a peverse, Ringu-like curiosity? If you did buy it, how much did you pay for it?

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"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
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The Burgomaster

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 07:12:28 PM
It's okay Burgomaster, I own a lot of DVDs I'm not proud of. Did you buy it? Was it given to you? Did you find it clutched in the hand of a dead hobo in a gutter somewhere and had to see it out of a peverse, Ringu-like curiosity? If you did buy it, how much did you pay for it?

I bought it way back when DVDs were just starting to gain popularity.  (Remember the days when stores that sold DVDs had only 1 small display rack with about 50 titles on it?)  I don't remember how much I paid, but I'm sure it was expensive because all DVDs were expensive back then.  Of the 2,500 or so DVDs I own, I am probably not proud of about 1,000 of them.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Dennis

I've seen all three, they go down well with a couple of beers and a group of friends to share them with.
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CoreyHeldpen

Aren't we forgeting about Congo? I felt a horrible weight was taken off of me when I finally got rid of my DVD copy of that stinkfest at a garage sale.
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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: CoreyHeldpen on July 30, 2007, 05:47:57 PM
Aren't we forgeting about Congo? I felt a horrible weight was taken off of me when I finally got rid of my DVD copy of that stinkfest at a garage sale.

What?!! :buggedout: Congo is a classic crappy movie why there has not been anything approaching the greatness of Congo in the terms of albino ape cinema since White Pongo, you should be happy ... nah exhilarated to have seen it. :tongueout:

Andrew

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 30, 2007, 06:02:33 PM
Quote from: CoreyHeldpen on July 30, 2007, 05:47:57 PM
Aren't we forgeting about Congo? I felt a horrible weight was taken off of me when I finally got rid of my DVD copy of that stinkfest at a garage sale.

What?!! :buggedout: Congo is a classic crappy movie why there has not been anything approaching the greatness of Congo in the terms of albino ape cinema since White Pongo, you should be happy ... nah exhilarated to have seen it. :tongueout:

I saw "Congo" in the theater with a group of friends.  That movie is gosh darn awful.

Awful.
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Shadow

Quote from: Andrew on July 30, 2007, 06:46:26 PM
I saw "Congo" in the theater with a group of friends.  That movie is gosh darn awful.

Awful.

Oh, yeah? I read the book and was eagerly awaiting that movie. Eagerly awaiting! Talk about having your hopes smashed like a car in a Godzilla movie. I remember walking out of that theater weeping. :wink: :teddyr:
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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: Shadow on July 30, 2007, 06:53:30 PM
Oh, yeah? I read the book and was eagerly awaiting that movie. Eagerly awaiting! Talk about having your hopes smashed like a car in a Godzilla movie. I remember walking out of that theater weeping. :wink: :teddyr:

Better late than never ....


Torgo

I've got Invasion of the Star Creatures on VHS.

MGM put this out on a double feature DVD paired with Invasion of the Bee Girls.
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Flangepart

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Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on July 21, 2007, 05:56:14 PM
Ah Werewolf, a wonderfully worthless slab of crap featuring the ever pathetic Joe Estevez and a guy in a bad bear costume pretending he's a wolf. I gotta dig up the MST3K version and watch this again, cuz that's the only way I can still stomach it.  :bouncegiggle:
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Quote from: Flangepart on August 01, 2007, 05:09:02 PM
A friend just told me THE GIANT CLAW is getting a dvd rellease....YES!
Now i can play the "Big as a battleship" drinking game! I expact to be on my keester long before Mitch blows up the lab...[/color]

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