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Ah-Nold And A Young Lady

Started by Mr. DS, July 21, 2007, 04:08:56 PM

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Mr. DS



Don't vrhworry baby I can't get in trouble dating you, I'm da Govena rememba. 
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

DodgingGrunge

Quote from: Terminator
You know, I don't care what anybody says.  You aren't such a bad seed.
++josh;

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AnubisVonMojo

"Holy crap, you Village of the Damned kids can really do some crazy sh!t when you want to, can't you?!"

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Yaddo 42

Nellie Olsen gets ready to prove to Arnold she's the bigger badass.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

BlackAngel75

When Arnold gets out of office, Terminator vs. Children of the Corn.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast


Inyarear

"So den I says, 'De only vay dey let me out of running dis California
nuthouse is if dey catch me with a dead girl or a live boy.'"

Poogie

" How old were you when you're mom told you not to make faces, that they might stick?"
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

Dr. Whom

Arnold was slowly realizing that he had made a horrible mistake in sponsoring the Young Miss Sauerkraut pageant.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

ghouck

vood yoo like to zee my noo ventriliquist act? I vorked real haad on it, thees vay I dont have to be the pupet any moore. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

jdlarch

They found her right eye pretty quickly, but her left eye took hours...
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

sprite75

The love child of Ah-Nuld and Irma Bunt.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#13
"Kuato never said he had a sister."

or

"Wow, you can move sings vis your mind. I'd hate to see vat vould happen if somebody dumped a bucket of pig's blood on you."
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akiratubo



I just asked what "UFIA" meant!  You didn't have to demonstrate!
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