Predator

[trekgeezer]

[AnubisVonMojo]

Maria Shriver undergoes radical surgical procedure to finally put hubby Arnold in his place.

[BlackAngel75]

I thought you said that once you become Govenor, you would get me my green card.

[akiratubo]

You sure got a purty mouth.

[DodgingGrunge]

Now do you believe me?  One eye is green, the other is blue.

[RCMerchant]

Ahm sorry my  dear, I would kiss you...but you have no lips!

[Mr. DS]

Yes, just like I feared Mr. S.  you're going to need root canal work done stat.  Nurse Wilson please cancel the rest of my appointments for the afternoon and prepare the anesthetic....

[Andrew]

Due to an unfortunate calibration problem with the universal translator, the Predator understood the phrase as "Never look a gift Norse in the mouth."

[Dennis]

Change the **&*%$# helmet law and put a lane for bikers on the %%$%#*@ freeways NOW!!

[Yaddo 42]

Arnold swore to never go to another Comic-Con if he got out of this alive.

[BTM]

I am NOT in the closet!  Fishnets and Dreadlocks are MALE fashions where I come from!!

[Poogie]

" Just what I thought, you've been using those white strips."

[Flangepart]

Yup. Front bicuspids gotta go. Now, lets aim "Mr. Laser"...

[Dennis]

I can fix the nose and the chin, but I can't do a thing about your accent.

[Texdar]

What's this I hear about you trying crack down on illegal aliens in California?