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Started by The Burgomaster, July 22, 2007, 11:47:35 AM

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The Burgomaster



"Stop laughing, you bastard!  This is my favorite hat!"
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

indianasmith

Specializing in marine dentistry since 1969!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

DodgingGrunge

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It's so hard to find a girlfriend in my line of work.
++josh;

Mr. DS

I think we're going to need a bigger wall...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

BlackAngel75

Can you get your mouth to open like that, baby?
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Raffine

QuoteI think we're going to need a bigger wall...

I was trying to come up with a clever variation of that line for this one, and that's it!  :bouncegiggle:

~*KARMA*~
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Poogie

I've heard of people forgetting about their glasses on their head, .................but their teeth?
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

Yaddo 42

While everyone on the film said Roy was so nice he was like an angel, they were put off by the "halo" he wore.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Goji_girl

Random guy: Should we put this one on the wall?
cheif Brody: ... You're kidding... right?

IzzyDedjet

Sadly, gingivitis is common among sharks, as was evidenced by the display in the dentist's office

BlackAngel75

That reminds me, is your sister still single?
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

jdlarch

Bill, pictured here with his myclexic conjoined twin he named 'Bobo', never longed for the spotlight; but he is totured by his brother's in-utero dreams of becoming a famous opera star.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

wired

HI i would like to book for a three hour tour...