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Started by Mr. DS, July 27, 2007, 07:03:31 PM

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Mr. DS

July 27, 2007, 07:03:31 PM
This is from my review of Goliath And The Dragon;


"Don't tell my horse,  my achy breaky horse...I just don't think he'd understand..."
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#1
July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body.  I was afraid . . . .




oh, yeah, the caption:


No one had ever informed the people of the small Arkansas town of the dangers of inbreeding with their livestock . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Snivelly

#2
July 27, 2007, 09:57:43 PM
"Who just called me a rrrreeeeeaaadneck?"

Ok, that doesn't translate well typed, so read it to yourself as a neighing horse. 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't the sport for you.

DodgingGrunge

#3
July 28, 2007, 08:45:32 AM
Recent evidence suggests Neanderthals went extinct, in part, because they insisted on wearing the entire animal, versus just the hide.
++josh;

Joe the Destroyer

#4
July 28, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body.  I was afraid . . . .



Only in Texas?  You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA.

BlackAngel75

#5
July 29, 2007, 01:46:07 AM
By the Gods!  Look at the time; I'll be late for the Kentucky Derby.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Texdar

#6
July 29, 2007, 04:32:46 PM
Hmmm...I guess my hair isn't the only thing half-assed about me.
I bent my wookie!

Yaddo 42

#7
July 31, 2007, 11:47:21 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on July 28, 2007, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 27, 2007, 09:01:23 PM
I saw the most impressive mullet I have ever seen today . . . on a WOMAN!!! Only in Texas - I mean, the front was spiked and the ducktail part went most of the way down her back - she was also sporting an impressive amount of ink on her body.  I was afraid . . . .



Only in Texas?  You've obviously never been to Spokane, WA.

Or Alabama. She'd be a prime catch with the ubermullet and the ink.

Caption:

Otis took the term "horsepower" a little too literally while in trade school.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Inyarear

#8
August 01, 2007, 11:46:26 AM

"I'll be your number one with a mullet..."

Goji_girl

#9
August 01, 2007, 02:52:24 PM
It all started when I was five at my first rock concert.
"Mummy! I want a mullet!"

Flangepart

#10
August 01, 2007, 04:55:52 PM
Mr. Ed desperatly hoped the Wizard would not return to compleat the transformation.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

asimpson2006

#11
August 01, 2007, 06:46:21 PM
I feel so pretty, so pretty.

VenominOhio

#12
August 01, 2007, 07:23:41 PM
"i`ll do anything to distract people that i`m half horse"

Inyarear

#13
August 02, 2007, 02:54:05 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1OZg39Ylo
I also consulted a further reference on this subject...

Mortal Envelope

#14
November 14, 2007, 06:54:09 PM

Business up front and...horse poop in the back!"
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