Christmas

[Texdar]

Dammit, I got one of these for my birthday already!

[Mr. DS]

Oh a mini-John Holmes, how did you know!

[DodgingGrunge]

How tacky!  It's times like this I love being Jewish.

[CheezeFlixz]

Gee honey thanks, if he had a flat head he'd be perfect!

[VenominOhio]

" i guess wal-mart really does sell everything"

[Joe the Destroyer]

See honey!  I told you Santa would bypass slavery laws for me!

[Allhallowsday]

I think we should try to use real dialogue from real movies.  Here's one for this shot from MONTY PYTHON'S MEANING OF LIFE:
"Get me a bucket!  I'm going to throw up!" 

[BlackAngel75]

Hey, honey.  Your "special" dildo has arrived

[Goji_girl]

What's this button do? ... oh my,

[Yaddo 42]

I'm never playing "Yankee Santa" EVER again!!!

[asimpson2006]

I always wanted a short person as a servant.

[Justy]

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
some nude midget for a quick tease.

[Immoral Liberal]

Yeah. That's what most '70s porno was like.

[jdlarch]

Dressed Man: Awwww! What a cute widdle mustache on the widdle naked man!
Small Person: Watch it, Jack! You may be lookin' down at me now but when I rip off your legs we'll see eye to eye.

[AndyC]

Detectives catch Mr. Pitch in the act.