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PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES

Started by Gerry, August 03, 2007, 12:12:47 PM

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Gerry

August 03, 2007, 12:12:47 PM


"You can count on Saran ™ for freshness that's easy."

DodgingGrunge

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August 03, 2007, 12:15:19 PM
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Sure, it's a little inconvenient, but it's the only thing I've found to help my allergies.
++josh;

Shadow

#2
August 03, 2007, 04:59:15 PM
"Do you think I'm taking the safe sex thing too far?"
Shadow
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trekgeezer

#3
August 03, 2007, 06:52:09 PM
"I love the smell of polyvinylidene chloride in the morning!"



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

AnubisVonMojo

#4
August 04, 2007, 02:47:27 AM
No, I just do this because I enjoy it in my own little way. Why, what's a "Clonus Horror"?

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Texdar

#5
August 04, 2007, 06:30:44 AM
The Invisible Ghost Halloween costume didn't catch on.  Mostly due to all the suffocations.
I bent my wookie!

Flangepart

#6
August 06, 2007, 04:42:26 PM
Sadly,space vampires have zero fashion sence.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Yaddo 42

#7
August 06, 2007, 08:44:34 PM
Stupid dry cleaners!!!
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BlackAngel75

#8
August 06, 2007, 11:42:56 PM
I guess the whole "plastic bag is not a toy" not only applies to babies and toddlers
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

jdlarch

#9
August 29, 2008, 07:00:29 AM
When brought in for his first makeup session, Jack was surprised and very uncomfortable when he was taped off for the silver spray-paint.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

SynapticBoomstick

#10
August 29, 2008, 08:22:01 PM
Poor employment rates lead to a high ratio of bagmen on the planet of the vampires.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

AndyC

#11
August 30, 2008, 05:36:44 PM
"Curse you, Man from Glad! I'll get my revenge!"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Tom

#12
August 30, 2008, 10:27:25 PM
Now where do you hook up the vacuume cleaner?

judge death

#13
July 25, 2010, 04:05:53 AM
Damn, I just have to get the lead role in "Bagman" now!
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