Main Menu

Smurfs

Started by Mr. DS, August 04, 2007, 07:13:18 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Psycho Circus

Papa Smurf: "Damn it! Stop showing off with your newfangle c**k push-ups!"

AndyC

The other smurfs are disgusted to find Brainy having his way with a woodchuck hole.
---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."

sprite75


Brainey's aphrodisiac had some unexpected and rather unpleasant side effects.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Patient7

Oh man, I have no idea where I am anymore.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Inferno

Goddammit Brainy! We were trying to make a pyramid here!

Neville

Bernardo Bertolucci's smurf remake of "Novecento" quickly joined the list of NC-17 cartoons.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

retrorussell

Quote from: sprite75 on September 06, 2008, 08:06:40 PM


Brainy eagerly awaits being the recipient of a Smurfkkake.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

paula

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 04, 2007, 07:13:18 AM


Brainy readies himself for his first foray into glasses-fetish porn.

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"