Airline Passenger Hides Monkey Under Hat

[Raffine]

The monkey was said to be well-behaved on the flight.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6936533.stm

You have to take off your shoes to check for bombs before getting on a plane but you can still smuggle a monkey in your hat.

Looks like a job for the SWAT monkey*.




* Yes, I know chimpanzees are not monkeys.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Thats a good one but I prefer:
Swedish grandmother hospitalised after beaver attack
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070808/od_afp/swedenanimalsoffbeat

[Raffine]

Thats a good one but I prefer:
Swedish grandmother hospitalised after beaver attack
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070808/od_afp/swedenanimalsoffbeat

Truly an under-reported ailment.

Much more traumatic than a heart attack!

[Zarcal-TB]

Last time I flew to Vegas my traveling companion was stopped for 3 lighters and nail clippers, but apparently, if you have a monkey in your hat that gets by.