Badmovies.org Caption for 08/14/2007: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

[asimpson2006]

Jimmy have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

[Jack]

"He's gonna grow up to be a regular Liberace, aren't you son?"
"Yeah...sure dad."

[jdlarch]

Uncle Dad didn't know his singing was off key. And after last night, nephew son wasn't about to tell him. He just wanted to look pretty.

[Pennywise]

Some day he'll be a real boy. Until then he'll be a Vegas showgirl.

[AndyC]

"This is my nephew, the fagula. Oy vey! The little pisher dresses just like a nafke, all farpitzed to go out looking for a shvantz! Haha! Just look at that farkakte jacket and the meshugeh bowtie. What a putz! Look at him. He hates when I go on like this. Haha. Well, gai tren zich, you little nebbish!"