Badmovies.org Caption for 08/14/2007: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

[Andrew]

Dodger suddenly realized that the aluminum foil was keeping him fresh, but to what end?

[Gerry]

"Of course the kids at school will like it...all the kids are wearing them these days..."

"I dunno, Dad."

"I sewed it; you're gonna wear it!!!"

[asimpson2006]

At this point in the movie, both of the actors realize that their careers just went down the drain. 

[Yaddo 42]

Community theatre and child slavery do not mix, as young Charlie learned the hard way.

[sideorderofninjas]

Somehow, Mr. Wilson using Dennis the Menace as his ventriloquest dummy
resulted in Wilson's arrest after Dennis revealed where Wilson had placed his hand..

[Texdar]

People were beginning to wonder about Mr. Johnson's preteen Chippendale dance class.

[Joe the Destroyer]

And then they said, "We're The Aristocrats!"

[Mr. DS]

"See I told ya Dodger, people will see the wife beater underneath and think nothing but manliness when they see you."

[Jordan]

In an alternate universe, a young and already white Michael Jackson molests adults! Weird!

[BlackAngel75]

While rehersing with his father the song Jitterbug, Little Johnny could not help but think about that cute high school football player across the street.

[Inyarear]

"In the spring, we'd make meat helmets."

[Andrew]

NAMBLA:  The Musical

[HarlotBug3]

Intoducing the latest card: Pedo-Kyle

[Justy]

"Say Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"

[HarlotBug3]

"At first it was fun to dress like this, cause it always made my retard uncle p**s his pants, but now I'm starting to feel guilty...in ways I can't explain."