The Duct Tape Bandit

trekgeezer · August 14, 2007, 11:18:31 AM

You have to check this moron out for yourself.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/9129056.html

CheezeFlixz · August 14, 2007, 02:25:50 PM

Ah I just posted that in my stupid news of the day thread ... I didn't see yours. oops.

Anyway sometimes I'm ashamed to be from Kentucky, but at least this idiot is from the other end of the state. I bet he is one of those guys that say "Hey ya'll watch this!"

trekgeezer · August 14, 2007, 02:39:57 PM

We were about to die today watching this at lunch. Made me want to run around the rest of the day saying "I am cornholio!"

indianasmith · August 14, 2007, 02:52:49 PM

The Good Lord must love idiots . . . . he sure made plenty of them.

Raffine · August 14, 2007, 02:58:57 PM

Quote"Hey ya'll watch this!"

Which is also the punchline to the old joke "What's the last thing a redneck says?".

Torgo · August 14, 2007, 04:06:58 PM

Quote from: trekgeezer on August 14, 2007, 02:39:57 PM
We were about to die today watching this at lunch. Made me want to run around the rest of the day saying "I am cornholio!"

"I need TP for my bunghole!"

flackbait · August 14, 2007, 04:27:25 PM

I bet he was regreting using duct tape when they pulled it off.

Shadow · August 14, 2007, 05:34:25 PM

OMG, how funny!

Sometimes it amazes me (and sadly sometimes it doesn't) just how stupid some people can get.

RCMerchant · August 15, 2007, 06:32:04 AM

Did you watch the video? Crimeny...whatta mo-mo!!! "Do da math.''
OK-one horny brother + one slow running sister=one interbred cracker.

Shadow · August 15, 2007, 05:32:06 PM

This was on the local news last night here in Sacramento, so I imagine this story got some wide exposure. I bet he is too stupid to even be embarrassed by it all.