Clint and Clyde

[trekgeezer]

Damn, the girls do all look better at closing time!

[Gerry]

Clint: "Hey, weren't you in KONGA?  Is Michael Gough that evil in real life?"

[Texdar]

In the 70's, hairy girls were the in thing.

[Archangelion]

Waiting for the roofies to kick in.

[Joe the Destroyer]

This is great!  I drink and she gets ugly, and before I started she was f***ing hideous!

[Mr. DS]

Unknown to the audience, Clyde was drinking to make Clint look better. 

[Yaddo 42]

The bartender is smiling because Clyde is the better tipper.....

[jdlarch]

Bartender: No really, which one of you "did it" with Jane Goodall?

[Flangepart]

Little did the Dean know, but the Librarian of Unseen University hopped dimentions to star in his own moveing pictures.

[sideorderofninjas]

OK, one more banana daquiri for last call. 

[flackbait]

I know you said the whiskey would put hair on his chest but,.... damn!

[AndyC]

A cowboy and an ape walk into a bar. The bartender says "cool pet, where'd you get that?" And the ape says "Texas."

[Inyarear]

♫Sometimes you want to go♫
♫Where everybody knows your name,♫
♫And they're always glad you came.♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where you can see♫
♫Our troubles are all the same;♫
♫You want to be♫
♫Where everybody knows your name...♫

[wired]

this here is bob, the latest success story of dr snake's rograine hair tonic solution.notice how you cant even see the receding hairline ?

[Justy]

What! Five Bucks for a cheap bottle of Michelob! Right-turn Clyde...