THE INVISIBLE MAN

Gerry · September 04, 2007, 03:32:46 PM

"These new tissues are wonderful...soaked with mucus and it still won't tear."

Texdar · September 04, 2007, 04:24:11 PM

Her thinking: I hate it when he does that with my underwear.

Joe the Destroyer · September 05, 2007, 12:29:17 AM

"Just wait until you see what I can pull out the other end!"

Mr. DS · September 05, 2007, 09:43:43 PM

Make this the last time you buy industrial sized dental floss.

Flangepart · September 06, 2007, 08:23:41 AM

Before he hurled, the I-Man relised he never should have ordered the "Schnauser Suprise"

IzzyDedjet · September 06, 2007, 11:27:02 AM

The human reaction to: "Frau Bleuher" *thunder roll and horse whinny*

Andrew · September 06, 2007, 11:40:38 AM

"Sir, the airline called and said that a cart of warm towels was missing off your flight. What should I tell them?"

Yaddo 42 · September 06, 2007, 10:44:24 PM

When I sneeze we'll see if it's really the quicker picker upper!

dean · September 07, 2007, 03:10:48 AM

The surgery went well, but the dinner party was in very poor taste...

jdlarch · September 07, 2007, 08:50:17 PM

...and if you fold the tissue paper over the comb and hum through it - voila! Your own homemade harmonica!

Pacman000 · December 10, 2012, 06:06:41 PM

This is the perfect picture for the invisible man.