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Started by BTM, September 04, 2007, 07:30:15 PM

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Inyarear

Seems our hankerers for red-headed line-drawings need something to cool them off a bit. Speaking of Perfect Blue, here's black-haired Mima and her murderous alter ego:


This shot reminds me of a passage from Jeff Foxworthy's "No Shirt, No Shoes... No Problem!" in which he talked about how shameless guys are about dating each other's ex-girlfriends.

"Don't you recall me telling you about her chasing me through the parking lot with a butcher knife?"

"Yeah, but she's really good-looking."

HarlotBug3

Quote from: BTM on September 05, 2007, 07:14:23 PM
Quote from: MrMari on September 05, 2007, 02:20:18 PM
In the same disturbing vein as this song, I had a friend drunkenly admit to me that he had a thing for the Beverly Hills Teens.   :bouncegiggle:



You know, I don't remember that show.. when was it on?

:bluesad: sigh, I wasted sooooo much of my childhood watching crap like this, I still watched too much tv as a teen, but clearly remember watching anything as a kid if it was a cartoon, no matter how bad it was. There's really nothing worse than cartoons for kids where the dialog is the only thing requiring a suspension of disbelief...except maybe masturbating to them  :tongueout:
"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."

RapscallionJones

Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 27, 2007, 01:18:41 AM
I'll see your redhead and raise you a redhead.

Oh, Dawn.  Your comics are so awful but Joe Linsner is such a fantastic artist with a firm grip of, ahem, the female anatomy.

A friend of mine gave me the McFarlane action figure they made of her and I was confronted with one of the most startling toy experiences I've ever had since you could, essentially, take her clothes off to reveal a lithe, nipple-less woman made of plastic.  It's still at home somewhere in a box.
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IzzyDedjet

Quote from: RapscallionJones on October 02, 2007, 03:45:51 PM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 27, 2007, 01:18:41 AM
I'll see your redhead and raise you a redhead.

Oh, Dawn.  Your comics are so awful but Joe Linsner is such a fantastic artist with a firm grip of, ahem, the female anatomy.

A friend of mine gave me the McFarlane action figure they made of her and I was confronted with one of the most startling toy experiences I've ever had since you could, essentially, take her clothes off to reveal a lithe, nipple-less woman made of plastic.  It's still at home somewhere in a box.

If it's complete, I will PAY you for it

BTM


Odd, speaking of cartoon redheads, a good friend of mine was working on an article for his blog about how cartoons have influenced us over to the years to think redheads are hot, and, among other things, we listed a lot of the redheads that have appeared in various shows over the year, like Daphne (chick from Scooby Doo), Ariel (Little Mermaid), and several others.

Sadly, his browser messed up and the whole article was LOST before he saved it.  Dunno if he'll ever try to retype the thing.  I can relate, as I've had a couple livejournal entries go missed because of that...
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Jim H

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Then too, I've heard there are some hentai (NC-17) cartoons in which sexual stuff is used to amplify horror and disgust instead of for prurient appeal. I read about one hentai movie, for example, in which there was this demonic female humanoid with a pair of carnivorous mandibles where an ordinary woman's reproductive organs are supposed to be. To make things worse, she later transforms into a huge spider-like creature and swallows a lecherous guy whole... with her mandibles... down there.

I wish I could remember what that movie was called. It might be a good strong cure for guys like that singer who've developed a creepy interest in female line drawings.

Unbirthing, as I've heard it called somewhere or other, happens in a number of hentai....  So I hear, anyway, I don't watch hentai.  Seriously.



On a side note, Animaniacs was, is, and always will be great.

Inyarear

Quote from: Jim H on October 07, 2007, 01:50:37 AMUnbirthing, as I've heard it called somewhere or other, happens in a number of hentai....  So I hear, anyway, I don't watch hentai.  Seriously.

Can't blame you for that, brother. I still think one of these would make a good object lesson for a misbehaving teen if you catch him (or her) looking at pornography, though. It's sort of like the old practice of making the kid gulp down a shot of 120-proof vodka when you catch him messing around in your liquor cabinet. "Oh, so you wanna see guys and girls going at it, huh? Well, let's see how you like this unbirthing scene in Wicked City!"