CILF (Cartoons I'd like to $%#)

[BTM]

I'm not sure what's more messed up, the fact someone would think up a song like this, or some of the characters he's included in the lineup.  I mean, hell, I'll admit, I've watched more than my share of racy anime stuff and thought the girls in Disney were kind of hot, but still... the Power Puff Girls? 

Wrong!  That's just plain wrong!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82DjpPX60xU&mode=related&search=

[MrMari]

In the same disturbing vein as this song, I had a friend drunkenly admit to me that he had a thing for the Beverly Hills Teens.   

[BTM]

In the same disturbing vein as this song, I had a friend drunkenly admit to me that he had a thing for the Beverly Hills Teens.   

You know, I don't remember that show.. when was it on?

[DistantJ]

I've been working on a Hottest Cartoon Characters article for my site, heh, though it's not quite as jokey as that song. I'm having trouble making the list a decent size though.

[BoyScoutKevin]

What's the web address for your site DistantJ?

[DistantJ]

Click my sig, mate :)

[Inyarear]

In the best cartoons, I think the comedy actually destroys any prurient interests the viewers might have. Exhibit A:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oSMTzdDeIs

The girls in the original Macarena music video were all skanky and disgusting. This video, on the other hand, I'd be willing to show to my church youth group, well-endowed cartoon ladies and all. It's kind of the same difference as between Madonna's "Like a Virgin" and Weird Al Yankovic's "Like a Surgeon."

[DistantJ]

lol that was pretty damn funny

In the best cartoons, I think the comedy actually destroys any prurient interests the viewers might have.

Depends on the cartoon, though. I mean you get stuff like Jessica Rabbit where the exaggeration of the features makes them even more appealing (naturally, in a different kind of way), and the Japanese cartoons where there are more upskirt shots and unnecessary boob flashes than Geri Haliwell at the Brit Awards.

[GoHawks]

In the best cartoons, I think the comedy actually destroys any prurient interests the viewers might have.

I don't know.  I most certainly caught myself saying "Helloooooo Nurse!" near the beginning of that clip.  But then again, I'm a dirty bastard.

It's kind of the same difference as between Madonna's "Like a Virgin" and Weird Al Yankovic's "Like a Surgeon."

This is off on a tangent, but did anyone else feel a little creeped out when (then 12/13 year-old) Natalie Portman performed this number in Léon (aka The Professional)?

[Inyarear]

Quote from: GoHawks on September 10, 2007, 07:46:50 PM
I don't know.  I most certainly caught myself saying "Helloooooo Nurse!" near the beginning of that clip.

Of course, they were always saying that in the show, too; it's a running gag. One of my favorite variations on this routine was a piece in which these three crazy kids pop up out of a vase full of flowers in the middle of a table, and see that Catwoman is sitting at it: "Hellooo, Kitty!" Nothing too prurient about admitting a woman is attractive, though I suppose it's not a good idea to linger on such things too long.

Quote from: GoHawks on September 10, 2007, 07:46:50 PM
This is off on a tangent, but did anyone else feel a little creeped out when (then 12/13 year-old) Natalie Portman performed this number in Léon (aka The Professional)?

Heck, you think that's creepy, check out the little girls' performance of Duran Duran's "Notorious" in Donnie Darko. The cops would have taken Patrick Swayze's character in for some serious questioning long before anyone found out for sure about his private perversities, had he tried to book an act like that into my town down here in North Carolina. (For that matter, I kept wondering all the way through the film why no one else had thought to question his sexuality. What kind of single guy his age would want to be in charge of a preteen all-girls' dancing troupe whose act borders on--shall we say--exotic dancing anyway?)

Quote from: DistantJ on September 10, 2007, 05:03:03 PM
I mean you get stuff like Jessica Rabbit where the exaggeration of the features makes them even more appealing (naturally, in a different kind of way), and the Japanese cartoons where there are more upskirt shots and unnecessary boob flashes than Geri Haliwell at the Brit Awards.

Yeah, well... that kind of anime is mostly targeted more at adults in the first place. I don't think the Roger Rabbit movie was really for kids either, whatever Michael Eisner might have pretended. That said, anime does sometimes use sexual stuff to amplify the comedy or drama, rather than to tittilate the viewer. It's a fine distinction at times, though.

Then too, I've heard there are some hentai (NC-17) cartoons in which sexual stuff is used to amplify horror and disgust instead of for prurient appeal. I read about one hentai movie, for example, in which there was this demonic female humanoid with a pair of carnivorous mandibles where an ordinary woman's reproductive organs are supposed to be. To make things worse, she later transforms into a huge spider-like creature and swallows a lecherous guy whole... with her mandibles... down there.

I wish I could remember what that movie was called. It might be a good strong cure for guys like that singer who've developed a creepy interest in female line drawings.


FROM ANDREW:  My apologies.  I was doing something else and goofed, but restored your post.

[Joe the Destroyer]

 

That guy was also pretty funny in Dead and Breakfast. 

[DistantJ]

Then too, I've heard there are some hentai (NC-17) cartoons in which sexual stuff is used to amplify horror and disgust instead of for prurient appeal.

http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/article.php?subaction=showfull&id=1186922844&archive=&start_from=&ucat=14&; Enjoy! :P

I read about one hentai movie, for example, in which there was this demonic female humanoid with a pair of carnivorous mandibles where an ordinary woman's reproductive organs are supposed to be. To make things worse, she later transforms into a huge spider-like creature and swallows a lecherous guy whole... with her mandibles... down there.

I wish I could remember what that movie was called. It might be a good strong cure for guys like that singer who've developed a creepy interest in female line drawings.

Sounds like a part in Urotsukidoji III: Return of the Overfiend.

[Andrew]

Then too, I've heard there are some hentai (NC-17) cartoons in which sexual stuff is used to amplify horror and disgust instead of for prurient appeal. I read about one hentai movie, for example, in which there was this demonic female humanoid with a pair of carnivorous mandibles where an ordinary woman's reproductive organs are supposed to be. To make things worse, she later transforms into a huge spider-like creature and swallows a lecherous guy whole... with her mandibles... down there.

Actually, I think that this happens in "Wicked City."

[IzzyDedjet]

Something similar happened in Biohunter
A couple were engaged in procreative activities when all of a sudden, he screams and falls off of her.  Cut to a view of her on all fours where things were happening and her breast is chewing on his hand.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0220333/

[Inyarear]

Actually, I think that this happens in "Wicked City."

Yeah, that rings a bell.

I hope you'll understand when I say the limits of my tolerance for such things would be Perfect Blue, which involved no naughty tentacles or women exploding during sex. (Yes, I've read your Overfiend review, esteemed moderator.) It did, however, involve a photographer being graphically stabbed right through the eye as revenge for taking a lot of overly candid photos of a young pop star looking to break into the movies.

Honestly, you show these twisted hentais to those underage punks looking to get their hands on porn, and I bet you could get some of them to take a vow of celibacy for life. As for the rest, they might just stay celibate anyway:

Girlfriend: "Wanna do it, baby?"

Traumatized Guy: "Yeah... sounds great... No kinky stuff, though, OK?"

Girlfriend: "Whaddya mean, no kinky stuff?"

Traumatized Guy: "I mean, please don't turn into a demon and rip my spine out through my urethra!"

Girlfriend: "..."

Suddenly, a plausible explanation for Japan's shrinking population begins to come into focus...