If only they knew...

[Inyarear]

All together now, people:
"Ewww!"

[BlackAngel75]

Queue the Battlin' Bangoes effect.

[Texdar]

No one realized that Luke and Leia were from Arkansas.

[Doc Daneeka]

Aww, comon, this was expected of princes and princesses in olden times!

[IzzyDedjet]

Queue the Battlin' Bangoes effect.

That's Dueling Banjos.   

No one realized that Luke and Leia were from Arkansas.

Heyyyyy, I just moved to Arkansas.  If I had any feelings, they'd be hurt.

And now my caption.  I'm going to blatantly rip it off from "The Great Santini"

"My darling, there is an enormous booger in your nose."

[AndyC]

Inbreeding was very big in the galactic republic/empire. All those guys in the Mos Eisley cantina weren't aliens.

[Raffine]

"You kiss almost as good as momma!"

[The Burgomaster]

Luke:  "Kiss me while I'm still famous.  In a few years, no casting director will come near me . . . "

[Mr. DS]

Not now Luke, I haven't shaved lately and it looks like Chewbacca "down there". 

[AndyC]

"Much trouble young Luke is in. Making out with his sister he is."

[Ash]

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"

[Yaddo 42]

I know it's wrong, but you're the only major female character in the the whole series except for Mom, and she's dead.

[Andrew]

I know it's wrong, but you're the only major female character in the the whole series except for Mom, and she's dead.

Hah!  You are so wrong.  Funny as hell, but sooooo wrong!

[Jack]

Luke:  "We're in a galaxy far far away...it's not like anybody's gonna find out."

[BlackAngel75]

Leia: I was wondering if we do this, will our kids look like Yoda?