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Started by Derf, September 20, 2007, 12:10:36 PM

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Derf

September 20, 2007, 12:10:36 PM
Dracula returns
To claim the good amulet.
Where are the virgins?


The Fat Kid is teased,
Even by his friends, until
He shotguns gill-man.


Do werewolves have nards?
The one way to know for sure
Is to kick him there.


Frankenstein is nice
When children treat him nicely,
Not bogus at all.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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