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Started by Mr. DS, September 20, 2007, 08:30:36 PM

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Mr. DS

September 20, 2007, 08:30:36 PM
From my review of The Stuff...



"Coming up, tragedy strikes as a once popular teen star sneezes their 'daily supply' on an unsuspecting fan..."
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Derf

#1
September 20, 2007, 09:02:05 PM
On the next Jeff Foxworthy Show, Jeff tries to repair a small hole in the wall with spackle-tacularly hilarious results!

I want to apologize for the pun in this caption and for any damage it might have caused to sensitive readers. I will resign my Senate post effective immediately and wish to name as my temporary replacement that loveable tough guy, Chuck Norris, just because I think it will be very funny when he roundhouse kicks Congress into fiscal responsibility.
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Ash

#2
September 20, 2007, 11:19:20 PM

Biggest money shot...EVER!!!

Shadow

#3
September 20, 2007, 11:25:04 PM
Karma Ash, for beating me to the punch. :teddyr:
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AndyC

#4
September 21, 2007, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: Ash on September 20, 2007, 11:19:20 PM

Biggest money shot...EVER!!!

Along the same lines:
"Wow, when that email said those pills would increase the volume, I never imagined..."
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Joe the Destroyer

#5
September 21, 2007, 03:17:35 PM
 No!  No!  I said pour some sugar on me!  AAAHHHH!

Raffine

#6
September 21, 2007, 04:46:29 PM
From the CNN Health Library:
Boils usually start as red, tender lumps. The lumps quickly fill with pus, growing larger and more painful until they rupture and drain (see fig. 1).



fig. 1
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Goji_girl

#7
September 24, 2007, 07:58:37 PM
Wow, that super glue is outrageous!

or

And you thought that my pimple wasn't ready yet...

Texdar

#8
September 28, 2007, 12:06:46 PM
Early screen test for the movie "The Exorcist".  They decided to go with pea soup.
I bent my wookie!

Khaz

#9
September 28, 2007, 01:03:08 PM
Hey! cool! An anime monster in my close-- ARGHHHH!!!
I see you are playing stupid... Looks like you're winning

Andrew

#10
September 28, 2007, 01:24:52 PM
"What good is a fire truck full of Cool Whip?  Ahhhhhhhh!"
Andrew Borntreger
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BlackAngel75

#11
September 30, 2007, 01:28:58 AM
Note to self: Never get in the line of fire when the StayPuff Marshmellow Man rubs on out.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

indianasmith

#12
September 30, 2007, 07:56:52 AM
THE CHILD OF THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOY AND THE BLOB ATTACKS . . . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

jdlarch

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September 30, 2007, 11:38:09 PM
Ron Jeremy was in for a surprise when all the women from his film career got together to give back to him what he so freely gave them.
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

HarlotBug3

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October 01, 2007, 04:47:51 PM
Quote from: jdlarch on September 30, 2007, 11:38:09 PM
Ron Jeremy was in for a surprise when all the women from his film career got together to give back to him what he so freely gave them.

LOL. I acctually didn't see that one comming (no pun intended, seriously). +karma
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