Don Knotts...the Player!

[AndyC]

"Dear Thelma Lou. It's pretty dull up here in Mount Pilot. Not much to do at all. Will be home soon. Miss you. Love, Barney"

[JaseSF]

"Everybody get on the Ho Train!"

[sideorderofninjas]

The world waited for Barney Fife's re-imagination of Dolemite. 

[Mr. DS]

Mr. Furley finally gave up the landlord thing for much more lucrative prospects.

[Raffine]

Welcome to a very special episode of 'Pimp Your Fife'.

[Yaddo 42]

Rare costume tests of Don Knotts as Dr. Hunter S. Thompson for an aborted earlier adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the running for the role of Dr. Gonzo were Oliver Reed, Ross Martin, and Victor French.

BTW, we used to joke that Mount Pilot must be a pretty rocking town compared to Mayberry, it seemed you had to go there to get a legal drink or get laid. I mean if Helen Crump is a prime catch.......

[Raffine]

we used to joke that Mount Pilot must be a pretty rocking town compared to Mayberry

Any town that could produce "The Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot" must be a rockin' place!

[BlackAngel75]

Henry Winkler has got nothin' on me

[RCMerchant]

Coming this Fall! SUPERFLY: RFD !!!!

[the guyver]

Was this Queen in "I Want To Break Free"?

[raj]

Yo b***hes, go make me my money.

[Yaddo 42]

When Barney's double life as the Mack Daddy of Mayberry ("Nip It before I Whip It" being his phrase to keep his ho's in line) was uncovered, Gomer was forced to make a "Citizen's Arrest" since Andy was on the take to turn a blind eye. Even more shocking was the gay hookup joint being run out of Floyd's Barbershop.

[Justy]

That runt Tripper aint got nothin on da Furl-Dawg.

[TheDope]

Ya gotta nipizzle it in the budizzle, dawg.

[Ash]

Cue the Shaft theme music...."Waka waka waka waka"