More Harry Potter

[Mr. DS]

This Harry is the magical cannabis plant which known to restore wizard's appetites rather quickly.  The unicorn over yonder just had some.

[AndyC]

"Hey Herc, hey Herc! Oh...sorry. Thought you were someone else."

[Joe the Destroyer]

If you tell anyone about what we just did, you'll wind up like that unicorn...

[Derf]

Be sure to tell Professor Sprout that I'm hung like a horse. Exactly like a horse. She'll know what I'm talking about. Bom chicky bow bow.

[Inyarear]

"Well yes, Hagrid is our marriage counselor and it was his suggestion. Why do you ask?"

[IzzyDedjet]

Hey kid...ya want some candy?

[KYGOTC]

"kid, you are SOOOOO overrated."

[indianasmith]

"You killed Kenny the unicorn!!!! You . . . . . .!"

[Andrew]

"Is that a dead unicorn?"
"Yep."
"Was that the last one?"
"Yep."

[DistantJ]

Could you help cure my injured Dino-Fly?

[jdlarch]

Harry: You sure look different that you did in that Sinbad movie.
Dudly the Horse-Man:Yeah, well, we only had stop-action in those days and...HEY! Quit lookin' under there!

[Dr. Whom]

See, that's why you always need a light in the woods at night. Otherwise you'll knock youself out cold against a tree, just like that unicorn there

[HarlotBug3]

"Hey Herc, hey Herc! Oh...sorry. Thought you were someone else."

HA! I know the reference, not because I'm a geek, but because it was used as an example of what not to do in our high school animation class.

There were a lot of really BAD cartoon show attempts in the 60s. One of which stared Hercules (who somehow needed a ring to activate his strength) and his sidekick, an annoying little centaur boy.

But + karma for obscurity anyway.

[Yaddo 42]

So, Harry, how long have you been having these homoerotic dreams with dead white unicorns and macho centaurs.

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Equus II: Revenge of the Hooves

[Neville]

Come here, Harry. Let's rehearse that nude scene from "Equus".