The Maltese Falcon

[AndyC]

"I know how the doctor got it out, but how did you get it up there in the first place?"

[IzzyDedjet]

I can't remember, is this the part where Bogey goes nuts after finding out that this guy just wanted a rare piece of Easter chocolate?

[AndyC]

I can't remember, is this the part where Bogey goes nuts after finding out that this guy just wanted a rare piece of Easter chocolate?

Karma 

They're all looking at it like "You gonna share?"

[Andrew]

"You tilt the head back and candy comes out of the neck!"

[Joe the Destroyer]

Okay, Reggie, your fecalphelia has gone too far...

[Rev. Powell]

Cairo (to himself): That ruffled blouse is simply fabulous! I wonder if I could pull that off?

[Mr. DS]

Whats this inscription say...hmmm...Made In Taiwan???

[Justy]

This made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs?

[Mortal Envelope]

I call it "the wheel"

[AndyC]

"You've been at this for ten minutes. I think if you really had heat vision, you could have melted that thing by now."

[Yaddo 42]

That's one ugly cigarette lighter there, pal.

or

Where do the batteries go?

[Doc Daneeka]

Bogart: I wanna see it next!

Dame: No me!

Lorre: Oh man, you guys are mean!

[CheezeFlixz]

Well folks after careful analysis I've concluded with 100% certainty it's made out of plastic. Sorry.

[jdlarch]

Kasper Gutman: When I stroke the bird thusly, do I not appear more intellectual?
Sam Spade: I believe the part you're stroking is the bird's breast.
Joel Cairo: Yesssss, the breast! I want to stroke it, too...
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I can't believe you men...you all have one track minds! I have never...I...I want to stroke the breast as well.

[sprite75]

No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan."