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Started by trekgeezer, October 15, 2007, 08:14:35 AM

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BlackAngel75

#15
November 12, 2007, 02:26:18 AM
Why, no Jim. I've never been this stripper that you speak of.  Why do you ask?
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Justy

#16
November 24, 2007, 08:42:08 AM
When you said "stone knives and bear skins" you weren't kidding!
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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jdlarch

#17
October 13, 2008, 11:18:31 PM
Spock: You know I could really go for some Carpenters right now...
Kirk: We've only just begun....
Spock: No not that one!
Kirk: Touch me...when we're dancing...
Spock: AHHHH! That's the one!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

sprite75

#18
October 14, 2008, 12:40:01 AM


VO: Then came the big day.  Kirk and Spock were married.  That night came the honeymoon!
Guy in Adjoining Cell: Ewwwwwwww!
Spock: He's faking it!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

#19
December 28, 2008, 05:00:03 AM
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

sprite75

#20
June 08, 2009, 01:00:37 AM


Spock: Is that what humans would call a beer belly?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

The Burgomaster

#21
June 09, 2009, 04:28:14 PM


"Spock . . . thank you for going boldly where no man has gone before."

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

JJ80

#22
November 30, 2013, 12:57:20 PM
The showering facilities on the USS Enterprise were notably less technologically sophisticated than the rest of the vessel.
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

retrorussell

#23
November 30, 2013, 03:01:31 PM
Kirk: Wow Spock; you were rough last night.  You left scratches!
Spock: Well, Captain, we Vulcans are normally mild-mannered, reserved folk.  In bed, however..
Man watching: Oh, don't mind me; do go on. (dry-humps bars)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

#24
November 30, 2013, 06:31:04 PM
"I warned you Jim.  Vulcan females in the throes of pon farr can be dangerous."
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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