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Kinky Spock

Started by trekgeezer, October 15, 2007, 08:14:35 AM

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trekgeezer


Spock, you really need to trim those finger nails.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Mr. DS

I'm sorry Captain, chest waxing to Vulcans is illogical and kind of gay. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

frank


"Well, Captain, considering all possibilities, you got off lightly for deciding to poke the Ymir." 
......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."

sideorderofninjas


Kirk: "Spock, are pondering what I am pondering.."

Spock: "I think so, Captain.  Once completely oiled up, the Pon Farr will begin..."
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

AndyC

"I'm sorry captain. Was that not your custom when one drops soap under these circumstances?"

or

Guy in the next cell: "Oh good God, that scarred me for life."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Dr. Whom

Listen Leonard, I don't care what the script says, but there's only one who takes his shirt of in this show, and that's me.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

JaseSF

Spock?! You do realize that you're chest looks like hairy balls. don't you?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

IzzyDedjet

Say it again Bill...SAY IT...SAY IT AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY PURSE AGAIN.  GOT IT?  Spock is not a sissy.  He's just misunderstood

Yaddo 42

Cardio, Jim, Cardio. And carbs are illogical.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

TheDope



TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Mortal Envelope



Kirk: "Spock, why are your hands so low?"

Spock: "Captain, I was hoping you could shave my coin purse?"

Inyarear



"I told you she was a police officer, Captain."
"Shut up, Spock."

Dr. Whom

No, Captain, I have no idea of the origin of these slash fiction stories.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

JPickettIII



"You know Captain, It is times like these I am glad that I always have that fresh feeling!"
\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///

AndyC

Captain, you really must learn to distinguish between a tribble and a badger.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."