Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President

[Torgo]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html

Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.

[Rev. Powell]

This explains why Mike Huckabee does not believe in evolution.  He knows there is no evolution; there's just the list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

[nshumate]

To hell with endorsements.  I want to see Chuck Norris on the ticket.

[trekgeezer]

Ah, Mike is sure to win now.  Mike's biggest claim to fame is losing 100lbs and writing a book about it. 

My nickname for him is Governor Goober.

[Rev. Powell]

Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

[indianasmith]

Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

KARMA FOR THAT ONE!!! Then we could see W. and Harry Reid in a steel cage deathmatch!

[BoyScoutKevin]

Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

KARMA FOR THAT ONE!!! Then we could see W. and Harry Reid in a steel cage deathmatch!

To heck with that! What I want to see is a no-holds barred, best two out of three, between Nancy Peliosi and Dick Cheney.

[indianasmith]

Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

KARMA FOR THAT ONE!!! Then we could see W. and Harry Reid in a steel cage deathmatch!

To heck with that! What I want to see is a no-holds barred, best two out of three, between Nancy Peliosi and Dick Cheney.

Cheney would bring a shotgun.  Pelosi would bring a gun control petition.

Hilarity would ensue.