Caption for 10/28/2007: House II

[Andrew]

I have been using my Dremel to make stonework designs for thirty years.  Gone through two wives, about eighty Dremels, and three separate cancer treatments.  Still have the same respirator though.

[Mr. DS]

Hello Mr. Rivers you'd better take a seat.  Although she's in stable condition, I'm afraid Joan has had one too many plastic surgeries.

[Yaddo 42]

Beware any home improvement advice you get from these guys on the Eastern European knock-off show This Old Hovel.

[AndyC]

"I'm not Normy, and I'm not interested in hearing any little-known facts. Are you feeling all right?"

[Khaz]

Well, I got the diaper changed, but there was this little issue with the talc.

[jdlarch]

Oh, thea you ahh. Cheez, I musta wandered away from the bah. Hey, where's Balki?

[Jack]

"Wear my goggles...over my glasses?"
"Yeah, you know, since you've got them on your head anyway."

[TheDope]

Oh yeah; "Cheers" was a sweet gig, but then everyone forgot I
was in movies like Empire Strikes Back and Firefox...now look at
me: bit parts in crummy sequels.  What's next: voice-overs for
two-bit cartoons?

[Flangepart]

Yep...tried out for Al in HOME IMPROVMENT THE MOVIE...Tim Allen told me to kiss his, well never mind...

[Pennywise]

"Well, I got that insulation installed for ya..."
"I told you to take care of the fire ants under my house!"
"It was hard, man..."

[NelsonRage]

" You might want to to wait a half hour before using the toilet, I had mexican for lunch again."