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Night of the Demons at the B-Movie Graveyard

Started by Shadow, November 25, 2007, 11:19:09 PM

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Shadow

I was hoping to have this one ready at Halloween, but long hours at work and the need to look after the wife while she deals with a herniated disk means it is a month late.

Night of the Demons (1988), in which a disparate group of moron teenagers throwing a party on Halloween night in an abandoned funeral home that has a tragic history, conjure up more than they can deal with when they decide to conduct a séance.

This one is my longest review ever. At over 32,000 words in length, it took me well over 2 hours just to proofread it. I advise packing a lunch if you attempt to read it.  :teddyr:

Shadow
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Although I haven't read it all yet, I've laughed at loud several times thus far.  The caption about the old men kicking all the teen's asses almost made me fall out of my chair. 

This film has every bad stereotype known to horror films when it comes to the characters.  Perhaps where it excels is in the gore and nudity.  Linnea Quiqley is obvioulsy a shoe in for chesticles being shown. 

Congrats on another fine piece of work Shadow!
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