Hand coming out of a TV

Doc Daneeka · December 04, 2007, 07:04:02 AM

NOW you know Big Brother is watching!

Mortal Envelope · December 04, 2007, 11:13:09 AM

Aphex Twin's sequel to his "Come to Daddy" video

AndyC · December 04, 2007, 11:44:55 AM

From the makers of the V-chip comes scold-o-matic.
"You kids shouldn't be watching this filth!"

CheezeFlixz · December 04, 2007, 10:27:11 PM

SONY'S new 3DTV proved to be a little to creepy for children.

sideorderofninjas · December 04, 2007, 11:19:05 PM

I'm here to accept your donation to the charity...

Ed Sigma · December 05, 2007, 08:15:50 AM

This is Big Brother. Pull my finger!

or..

This is HD. This is HD on drugs. Any questions?

Justy · December 05, 2007, 11:54:24 AM

DON'T turn that channel or ELSE!

Inyarear · December 07, 2007, 02:49:10 AM

Japan's live porno cam feeds are even worse than its hentai.

(The worst part of all is realizing that's not a thumb.)

Immoral Liberal · December 07, 2007, 02:30:03 PM

Porno advertising gets more aggressive.

Andrew · December 07, 2007, 04:49:12 PM

HD3DTV failed. Many believe that this was because one of the first titles chosen for the format was the documentary "An Unnatural Childbirth."

Mr. DS · December 08, 2007, 05:52:48 PM

"Honey, the Osmonds are back and they won't be ignored."

Yaddo 42 · December 08, 2007, 10:34:06 PM

Those PBS pledge drives just get pushier and pushier.

or

The Writers' strike get uglier.

or

Your TV hates that "Kill Your TV" T-Shirt you think is so cool.

Goji_girl · December 11, 2007, 05:59:21 PM

New HD! It will feel like you're actually there!

TheDope · December 15, 2007, 06:13:58 PM

In 1983, Pay TV channels took the direct approach for late charges.

BlackAngel75 · December 16, 2007, 02:09:00 AM

The fights are really getting out of hand on that Jerry Springer Show

Or

The new "Oprah TV" will really grab your attention.