Ghoulies

[Sister Grace]

After years of being held captive at the research testing lab at Cover Girl, Fluffy decided to fight back...

[Justy]

If I hear any more Gremlins crap I swear I will fill you full of lead!

[Mr. DS]

Muffin's addiction to cat nip not only made his physical well being deterorate, but also turned him into a life of crime for his next fix. 

[Dave M]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[CheezeFlixz]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 22 short rifle, the most wimpy rifle in the world, and would cause a minor flesh wound, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[AndyC]

Following the success of the Nine Lives commercials, Morris became increasingly more paranoid. Retreating from the public eye, he became a virtual prisoner in his own home. Today, he's just a crazy old recluse.

[TheDope]

Julia Roberts threatens the paparazzi again - film at 11.

[BlackAngel75]

After the last movie, Garfield had to resort to robbing convieniece store to get by.

[Ash]

This Ghoulie is actually looking at itself in a mirror and saying...


"You talkin' to me?  You talkin' to me?  You talkin' to me?
Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me?  Well I'm the only one here.  Who the f**k do you think you're talking to?  Oh yeah?  OK."

[Andrew]

"Last night you said that you loved me!  Why do men always act like this in the morning?"

[Texdar]

Paris Hilton's dog goes a bit bonkers after sniffing a mysterious substance in her purse.

[Joe the Destroyer]

"I said gimme all the money and six cans of Whiskas!  Do it naow!"

[AndyC]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[Yaddo 42]

On that day the underground army of PETA was unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

Edited to fix bad spelling, my eternal foe.

[Flangepart]

Proof that cats, genetic mutation and firearms don't mix.