Starcrash

[Inferno]

Hoff: *thinking* Little does she know, that is a dehydration suit! I will have delicious people jerky in a matter of hours!

[Hammock Rider]

"Hey baby, I've still got some connections on AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. What do you think of that?"

[Skull]

"Ok, does this space suit makes me look fat?"

"No, Hasslehoff the lipstick actually makes you look gay, but you dont look fat in that space suit."

[Doctor X.]

I honestly can't believe any healthy heterosexual male, or a lot of healthy females, can look at this pic and even see hasslehoff.

[Leah]

DAMN, costumes today just really SUCK! We have THIS and a SEXY BIG BIRD* costume



* yes, these are real, unfortunately......