The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Cthulhu]

People who mow the lawn before 2PM should be burned as witches.

[Mr. DS]

People who mow the lawn before 2PM should be burned as witches.

Man I miss that lifestyle.  Nowadays 8 AM is getting up late for me.

[diamondwaspvenom]

I have now reached my 1000th post and have obtained the status of "Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema".

Whoopee for me.

[Leah]

I am HUNGRY!!!!!!!! So much in fact, that i'm going to try 8 different lunches!!!

[Psycho Circus]

My neighbour is outside, telling two women that I play music from 9am onwards every morning and that, in the evenings I invite girls round and beat them up! What on earth is this b***h doing? Every day she's been out there making ridiculous lies up about me and I can hear every word. How I manage to play music all day when I'm at work is beyond me and it's pretty hard to beat girls up when my flat is empty and my hands are busy typing on the internet!

[Cthulhu]

My neighbour is outside, telling two women that I play music from 9am onwards every morning and that, in the evenings I invite girls round and beat them up! What on earth is this b***h doing? Every day she's been out there making ridiculous lies up about me and I can hear every word. How I manage to play music all day when I'm at work is beyond me and it's pretty hard to beat girls up when my flat is empty and my hands are busy typing on the internet!

You should go to her and to whoever she is talking to...

[Sleepyskull]

My neighbour is outside, telling two women that I play music from 9am onwards every morning and that, in the evenings I invite girls round and beat them up! What on earth is this b***h doing? Every day she's been out there making ridiculous lies up about me and I can hear every word. How I manage to play music all day when I'm at work is beyond me and it's pretty hard to beat girls up when my flat is empty and my hands are busy typing on the internet!

You should go up to them, acting as though you'd heard nothing, and offer an invitation to your place.

[JaseSF]

The world won't end with a bang or a whimper, it'll happen if it does at all with most everyone too tuned out to even realize it's happening...

[venomx]

Yes but... What if Seatopia attacks us from below, sends out Megalon again?

[Silverlady]

I have now reached my 1000th post and have obtained the status of "Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema".

Whoopee for me.

[LilCerberus]

Not that I don't enjoy them, But I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

[Psycho Circus]

What is it about people when they gain a certain level of popularity that they then think, "Oh, I guess I'll bring out my own hot sauce!"...

[ghouck]

If I eat a handfull of toilet paper after each meal, will that mean I don't have to wipe after pooping?

[Raffine]

Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don't.

[Kaseykockroach]

Was dragged into seeing Transformers: Dark of the Moon with dad, as he wanted to see it for some reason...
This is one of the ugliest, most unpleasant, painful films I've ever sat through in a theatre.
I'm not only depressed this movie exists, but depressed that everyone in the theatre loved it (they laughed hysterically at the "comedy", and applauded after the film ended), and depressed that this is the future of films, as this is what people want. I've seen a lot of horrible movies in the theatre (yes, I've been dragged into seeing Twilight by a cousin, dragged into watching HSM3 by that same cousin. I went along both times because I got a root beer out of it), but this... I've never felt so insulted by a film's existence in a long time. Twilight's hilarious in its notorious horribleness, while it was easy to fall asleep during HSM3. This, on the other hand, I couldn't take it. I wanted to walk out, but I couldn't, as my dad insisted "It gets better, wait until the action starts!".
The acting was awful. Shia LaBeouf's performance is one of the most irritating performances I've ever witnessed (and I've seen The Room mind you, not just watched NC's review and judged the film from there). I can't think of a single tolerable performance in this thing, but he was a particular stand-out.
I suppose this film speaks for itself (a lot of the films' deservedly awful reviews sum it up), so I'd prefer to find something more meaningful to do with my time. I think I'll go make some peanut butter S'mores...
"It's an action movie, can't you just have fun? You're so closed-minded!"
I'm not normally a fan of action movies, and this was no exception. Just because it's a certain genre doesn't mean you don't have to put any effort into it (beyond the terrible special effects. I don't care how much it cost, I never believed those bots were really there for a second). If we don't care about the characters, then it doesn't matter how "cool" the action is, it still sucks. I wish this post could've amounted to more than "I hated this movie", but I honestly can't think of much to say on the matter.
And there's me at my most bitter, folks. Hopefully it shant happen again. :D