The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE actually explains this quite well: the solanum virus that re-animates the dead kills about 98% of the bacteria that cause decomposition.  Zombies are more dependent on hearing than any other sense to track their prey; they will use their eyes as long as they have them but function quite well without them.  Zombies do, in fact, decompose over time - the zombies found by Allied soldiers inside Ft. St. Louis in the Sahara desert had been there for about 60 years and were all sun-bleached skeletons.  It is the sheer relentlessness and lack of need for sleep or rest that make zombies so deadly.

I knew I could get a good answer here   

[Silverlady]

Damn!  I hate squirrels!  Little buggers tore apart most of my flowerpots!  ARRGH!!

[JaseSF]

Squirrels are nasty little critters if they get in your home where they can cause a fire hazard chewing on the wiring. These little rodents seem exceptionally smart too.

[Mr. DS]

I touched hp lovecraft's gravestone today, it was rather cool.

[Leah]

I think I'm not eating enough, and not getting enough sleep.

[lester1/2jr]

You know when people are talking on their cellphones and staring at you? What you do is look back at them, then walk toward them and into them.

[Raffine]

Last night I gave birth to a salivary gland stone that had been gestating under my tongue for a couple of months. Good riddance to bad calcium deposit. At least now I don't have to have surgery on the damned thing.

One suggested treatment: Go suck a lemon.

The human body can be really disgusting sometimes.

[Raffine]

Amazon's "Least Helpful" reviews

I've often come across some real head scratcher reviews ("I give this boxset one star because my mail man dropped the package and it broke and they had to send me another one") on Amazon myself. This is a good collection of the some of the most misguided ones.

[ER]

103 degrees here. I will never badmouth winter again!

[indianasmith]

For once, Ohio is just like Texas!!!

[lester1/2jr]

agree w/ this

Most of the comedy itself is clean. I never noticed as a kid that almost all the episodes deal with the same theme of trying to get off the island - the theme gets boring after a while. Unfortunately, the values that are exhibited are not moral: 1.) Mr. Howell is not faithful to his wife and is greedy
2.) Ginger & Mary Ann do not dress modestly
3.) the Professor promotes atheism through the normal macro-evolution baloney
4.) witchcraft is presented on several occasions
5.) Ginger tries to get her way by being seductive and
6.) the Skipper has a horrible temper.

[Leah]

http://realestate.yahoo.com/news/10-buildings-that-should-be-demolished.html
10 buildings? yeah, so a toy house is considered a building? EPIC FAIL!!!

[Venomx73]

Most of the comedy itself is clean. I never noticed as a kid that almost all the episodes deal with the same theme of trying to get off the island - the theme gets boring after a while. Unfortunately, the values that are exhibited are not moral: 1.) Mr. Howell is not faithful to his wife and is greedy
2.) Ginger & Mary Ann do not dress modestly
3.) the Professor promotes atheism through the normal macro-evolution baloney
4.) witchcraft is presented on several occasions
5.) Ginger tries to get her way by being seductive and
6.) the Skipper has a horrible temper.

Mary Ann was my favorite girl. She had some nice legs! Little shorts. Mmm.

[ghouck]

http://picsofaznstakingpicsoffood.tumblr.com/

I do that. I take pictures of food I cook and email it to my Mom so she knows I'm eating decent. I also sent them to my neice and nephew because they thought it was funny.

[ghouck]

One more reason to love Team Fortress 2.

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