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ghouck

#240
August 23, 2008, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 22, 2008, 10:42:51 PM
What is it with seeing so many damn men's tee shirts nowadays with crap like skulls, stars, guitars, boom boxes, and glitter, and crap... and all in nauseating colors like bright orange and magenta and neon blue?  It seems like no one can decide if they want to be emo, gangsta, heavy metal, or metrosexual, so they just stuck every fashion trend into a barrel and said, "There ya' go!" 

You think that is bad, look at some of the stuff that sells at shirt woot. They've had a few good ones, but some I just can't see how anyone could wear.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Sister Grace

#241
August 24, 2008, 08:00:33 PM
I only thought I was a perv until I watched a man make love to a giant cheeto online today. Why was he wearing purple socks? why did the purple socks disturb me so much?
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Mr. DS

#242
August 24, 2008, 08:09:52 PM Last Edit: August 24, 2008, 08:15:12 PM by The DarkSider
When a stove door comes unhinged, why is it so damn hard to fix?  It seems a Slot "A" into Slot "B" situation but ends up in the Slot "FUWTB" situation which for me stands for "f*cked up worse than before". 

Quote from: SisterGrace on August 24, 2008, 08:00:33 PM
I only thought I was a perv until I watched a man make love to a giant cheeto online today. Why was he wearing purple socks? why did the purple socks disturb me so much?
The sad part is, the Cheeto never calls or writes anymore.   :bluesad:
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Psycho Circus

#243
August 25, 2008, 05:44:40 PM
I am the eater of worlds, and of children

Patient7

#244
August 25, 2008, 06:52:22 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

RCMerchant

#245
August 25, 2008, 07:09:22 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 25, 2008, 06:52:22 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.

Sweet...



...or sour?

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Psycho Circus

#246
August 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM
Goddamn it!  :hatred: It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

Sister Grace

#247
August 25, 2008, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: circus_circus on August 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM
Goddamn it!  :hatred: It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

976-EVIL? Or maybe midgets in a phone booth?
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Psycho Circus

#248
August 25, 2008, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: SisterGrace on August 25, 2008, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: circus_circus on August 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM
Goddamn it!  :hatred: It's like 2:45 AM here and I was trying to sleep, when my phone starts ringing really loud. It was withheld caller (which I don't answer), but it rang for ages and I never ever get any calls at that time in the morning. It's s**t me up! I can't sleep now and I'm waiting for it to ring again, so I can answer the damn thing. WHO ARE YOU!?

976-EVIL? Or maybe midgets in a phone booth?

Jeez, I sure hope not! Midgets fine, I can just eat them. But, a screwed up Stephen Geoffreys or some freak, no thanks!  :buggedout:

ghouck

#249
August 25, 2008, 09:54:40 PM Last Edit: August 26, 2008, 09:53:01 AM by ghouck
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 25, 2008, 07:09:22 PM


The guy on the right has an Afro that men of ALL sizes would envy. The opposite could be said about the one in the middle's man-hooters. Get that guy a training bra. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Patient7

#250
August 27, 2008, 04:28:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 25, 2008, 07:09:22 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 25, 2008, 06:52:22 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.

Sweet...



...or sour?



I LOVE pickles and midgets!
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Raffine

#251
August 27, 2008, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 27, 2008, 04:28:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 25, 2008, 07:09:22 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on August 25, 2008, 06:52:22 PM
I wonder how many midgits you could fit in a phone booth.

Sweet...



...or sour?



I LOVE pickles and midgets!

Mmmmmmm . . . Pickled midgets . . .
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Sister Grace

#252
August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 PM
Most people throw away/recycle a lot of stuff when it is time to move. Since what I can't take with me is going into storage; I decided to downsize quite a bit. Sorting through everything has been a nightmare. My brother's girlfriend went threw the clothes I decided to donate and that was a big help; but I still wound up getting rid of

15 pairs of high heels
38 bottles of nail polish
16 tubes of lip gloss
10 pair of stockings
1 incredibly tacky christmas hat
3 sets of dishes

Its amazing the things you can accumulate in three years; I'm just glad we didn't live here for ten years because then I would have just had to torch the place.
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

indianasmith

#253
August 27, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
Ya know what really burns my butt????





A midget with a lighter!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

flackbait

#254
August 28, 2008, 12:21:50 AM
My shoes smell like something from the bowels of hell, but my boots smell like venison. Still puzzled on this one.
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