The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[RCMerchant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo

[Dennis]

I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.

[Sister Grace]

I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.

I'm sorry, but do you know how hard it would be to swing a sword with those in the way....

[Rev. Powell]

Went to the doctor today.  She told me that I had to stop masturbating.  She was very stern and made it sound extremely urgent. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

[Trevor]

Went to the doctor today.  She told me that I had to stop masturbating.  She was very stern and made it sound extremely urgent. When I asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Karma, Reverend. 

True story: when I was recommended to a doctor, she asked me "Would you be embarassed if I had to examine your penis?" I said "No, I wouldn't be embarassed, I'd be grateful."

She's been my Dr for eighteen years now and she's never forgotten me saying that. 

[Patient7]

I've realized life's greatest truth today


Bruce Campbell eats coal and sh!ts diamonds.

[LilCerberus]

Ahh... The virtues of bachelorhood.
Thanks for reminding me how being so pathetic can be such a blessing. 

I'm not complaining, but it seems to me that many female video game characters are designed by adolescent male computer geeks. The only problem I have with this is that my wife will occasionally comment on my reasons for playing a particular game. I offer the following  image from Soul Calibur as proof.

I'm sorry, but do you know how hard it would be to swing a sword with those in the way....

[BTM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo

WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

[LilCerberus]

If meat were plastic, it would probably smell kinda' funny when you cooked it.
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I'm beginning to understand why the British tend to make the distinction between the theatre & the cinema.
Now, if I could just figure out why over here, it means a homosexual, & over there, it means a cigarette.
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Who discovered the whole "Dark Side of Oz" thing?
And, how exactly were they able to figure it out? (I've been hearing about this ever since I was a little kid.)
And, what on God's green Earth were they smoking?
And, why does it still make perfect sense?

[Patient7]

If I could vote for president, I would write in Bruce Campbell

[Mr. DS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo

WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

Well my office has officially become boring. 

[Patient7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo

WOW!

And to think, I thought this guy was a bit nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qKxSf5SNj0&NR=1

Strange thing though, love how ONE guy is trying to restrain this maniac while everyone is just standing around doing nothing. 

Well my office has officially become boring. 

Just talk to people like Bill Lumberg, at least it'll be funny.

[Psycho Circus]

Just seen a drunk guy hanging on to the back of a car, he fell off and smashed his face all over the road 

[BTM]

For some reason, I really like the feeling I get when I stick my hand into a larger container of popcorn kernels, and then lifting my hand up and letting them run through fingers.

I have no idea why.

[Dennis]

It used to be if you saw a guy walking down the street waving his arms and talking loudly it meant he was crazy, now it just means he's talking to his wife on a cell phone.