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ghouck

#360
October 20, 2008, 04:10:06 PM Last Edit: October 20, 2008, 04:18:32 PM by ghouck
Remember they were's really mice, that is just the form they take in this dimension. I don't remember how far they go to explain that in the movie, but IIRC the books were pretty clear.

Also, if you search Google Images for "monkey" and "bj" you can see picture of a monkye hanging on a fence with his own wee-wee in his mouth. I can not help but laugh when I see this picture.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

#361
October 21, 2008, 01:08:30 AM
Quote from: ghouck on October 20, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Remember they were's really mice, that is just the form they take in this dimension. I don't remember how far they go to explain that in the movie, but IIRC the books were pretty clear.

Also, if you search Google Images for "monkey" and "bj" you can see picture of a monkye hanging on a fence with his own wee-wee in his mouth. I can not help but laugh when I see this picture.

Okay, I'll admit I've only seen the British miniseries & an edited for tv version of the movie, but never read the book.

That said, did the book explain what was wrong with Trilian's brain?
Is it possible there is a difference between the decedents of the monkeys, & the decedents of the looneys?

Speaking of evolution, I don't believe we're descended from monkeys; I believe we evolved from dogs.
Case in point: werewolves
When was the last time you heard of a full moon causing somebody to climb trees & crave bananas?
And vampires? Oh, they claim it's bats, but do they really like hanging upside down? No, they dig holes in the ground & sleep in boxes out in the garage.
And even when they do hang upside down from trees, do you really think they're looking for bananas?

It's dogs, I tell you! Dogs!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Trevor

#362
October 21, 2008, 02:49:01 AM
My thoughts have been with RC Merchant the last couple of days ~ does anyone know how his wife is?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

#363
October 22, 2008, 09:34:45 AM
Why is it that people who own the least in life are often the most generous with what they have?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

#364
October 22, 2008, 02:22:32 PM
As a form of baked pastry, why are they called "cookies"?
Isn't that what happens to pastries when baked?

And shotguns. Isn't that the function of every fire arm, even the rifled variety?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Psycho Circus

#365
October 22, 2008, 02:42:47 PM
I've been dating a brick wall for 3 years :bluesad:

LilCerberus

#366
October 22, 2008, 02:48:24 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 22, 2008, 02:42:47 PM
I've been dating a brick wall for 3 years :bluesad:

I'm securely established in a stable, loving relationship with my hand. :twirl:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

#367
October 22, 2008, 03:21:22 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on October 22, 2008, 02:48:24 PM

I'm securely established in a stable, loving relationship with my hand. :twirl:

I was in a similar relationship, but then one night I caught it cheating on me while it thought I was asleep.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ghouck

#368
October 22, 2008, 04:03:45 PM
My hand likes it rough and has agreed on us having a threesome with my other hand someday. I bet if I got it drunk enough I could get it into a cool orgy with my other hand and one of my feet. . . :cheers:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Patient7

#369
October 22, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.
Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.

Psycho Circus

#370
October 22, 2008, 04:14:52 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on October 22, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.

Unless you were on the set of a porn film? Depends on the person I guess  :wink:

ghouck

#371
October 22, 2008, 04:37:12 PM
Quote from: Patient7 on October 22, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
Some people claim certain days to be the worste day of their life, I say it's the first, why?

1. You're naked
2. You're covered in goo
3. You're screaming like a little girl right in front of your parents and a bunch of strangers
4. Your mom is right there in front of you with her legs in the air and wearing nothing but a paper gown.

Really, how worse off can you be.

At least you don't owe any taxes at that point in time, and if you pee or crap yourself, nobody takes offense and they even clean it up for you!

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Sister Grace

#372
October 23, 2008, 12:43:16 PM
I am SO done with alcoholics!!  :hatred:
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

ER

#373
October 23, 2008, 12:56:16 PM
Today's Meditation On Friendship:

The Lone Ranger to Tonto: "Well, Tonto, we're in this box canyon surrounded by a hundred bloodthirsty Comanches, so I guess we're going to die."

Tonto to the Lone Ranger: "What do you mean 'we' Paleface?"
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

#374
October 24, 2008, 09:23:25 AM
Wisdom whispers, ignorance shouts.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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