The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ER]

Haiku from my dark side:

Fool, do you believe
Suffering does not await
You in days to come?

[ghouck]

Haiku from my back side:

Ate big burito
gurgling in my stomach
stinky smelly gas. ..

[Psycho Circus]

  Wasabi paste is brutal, but I love it 

[ER]

Bret Easton Ellis and Clive Barker were better writers before they came out.

[Psycho Circus]

Bret Easton Ellis and Clive Barker were better writers before they came out.

Dean Koontz's books are some of the worst I've ever read.

[Mr. DS]

I like rice

[Psycho Circus]

I am tired 

[Patient7]

Ever have that feeling like you're going to throw up in your throat but not in your stomach, sucks.

[Allhallowsday]

I like rice

I like No-Yolk Ribbons... with SmartBalance is good and good for you!    

I am tired 

Me too. 

[Psycho Circus]

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

[Allhallowsday]

There was a woman from Nizes
With breasts of two different sizes. 
One was small, and nothing at all. 
The other was large, and won prizes. 

[ghouck]

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?

One. .

[Psycho Circus]

Yes 

[ER]

Every time I've heard that rhyme, I've always thought maybe the person going toward St. Ives met these people on the road and they were also traveling to St. Ives. How do we really, really, reallllly know it's just one person going to St. Ives when it could have been a veritable theater troupe of would-be St. Ivers? Hey, and besides, aren't the Cornish supposed to be England's most prolific liars? Well, I'm too perplexed to blink now. 

[Psycho Circus]

Did someone say Cornish?