The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Patient7]

I've had this song stuck in my head for a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeE3saeguY

[Psycho Circus]

I've had this song stuck in my head for a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeE3saeguY

There was a guy at my old job and if you just hummed that tune a little bit in the morning, he would end up singing it all day.  This went on everyday for about 2 months. 

[ER]

Alanis Morissette can really make that word sound dirty.

[WilliamWeird1313]

You know you've been sleeping on the couch for way too long when you find that sleeping in a bed against isn't just uncomfortable, but veritably hellish.

[ghouck]

Unfortunately, fuming over her son's dalliance with the perky trollop impairs the old woman's situational awareness

Being a Marine isn't something that can be turned off.

[Psycho Circus]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

[ghouck]

If a Tribal man who lives in a remote jungle were to see a picture from playboy magazine, would he have a similar, yet opposite reaction to how I react to the women in National Geographic? Whould he say "Those would be nice if they weren't so big, round and didn't sit so high up on her chest"?

[Wortcov]

one way to make people think you are crazy is to go up to them and say "lemon curry?" and then just walk away.

[Psycho Circus]

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

[Sister Grace]

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Because his soul is tortured...   

[Raffine]

one way to make people think you are crazy is to go up to them and say "lemon curry?" and then just walk away.

Lemon curry?

[Mr. DS]

I dried some pumpkin seeds in the food dehydrator and coated them with salt and dried scotch bonnet pepper. My wife didn't realize this until she ate one and literally turned red.  She struggled to open the milk so she could counter the hot pepper.  I guess this means more pumpkin seeds for me. 

[BTM]

"Be prepared." I defy anyone to find more wisdom in a shorter sentence.

"Just Do It."  Eight letters.  Dunno if there's "more" wisdom though...

[flackbait]

One shouldn't fall asleep at you laptop. Mainly due to the fact that while your asleep some joker usually types something obsence in your paper. Fortunatly I actually read over my papers before I turn them in. 

[Jack]

Why do they make TV's in a 16:9 aspect ratio (which works out to 1.78:1) when movies are in 1.85:1?  I've actually read an explanation and it makes no sense.