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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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WilliamWeird1313



You ever be walking towards a building, and up ahead of you someone else is entering the building, and they see you, and they hold the door open for you, but you're still, like, 30 feet away, so thanks to their "thoughtful act of politeness", you actually have to jar yourself out of the leisurely pace you've happily settled into, and break into a little jog, just so the person holding the door isn't left standing there like a 'tard?

I f**kin' hate that.

If you're gonna hold the door open for someone, do it when they're right there with you, or only a few feet away. If you actually have to stop and wait for 'em to catch up, then just move on. That person will be able to open the door with their own strength when they get there, I assure you.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Psycho Circus

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on November 11, 2008, 08:14:18 AM


You ever be walking towards a building, and up ahead of you someone else is entering the building, and they see you, and they hold the door open for you, but you're still, like, 30 feet away, so thanks to their "thoughtful act of politeness", you actually have to jar yourself out of the leisurely pace you've happily settled into, and break into a little jog, just so the person holding the door isn't left standing there like a 'tard?

I f**kin' hate that.

If you're gonna hold the door open for someone, do it when they're right there with you, or only a few feet away. If you actually have to stop and wait for 'em to catch up, then just move on. That person will be able to open the door with their own strength when they get there, I assure you.

Oh man, don't get me started on that. Okay then, I hate that too. This happens to me all the time, I do little jog to the door, say thankyou and go in. When I do this for other people, they don't say thankyou! No manners! Women are the worst (sorry women), but everytime I'm walking behind a woman or pack of women, they just let the door slam into my face. This is always the case at Boots, they have these big fat glass doors that are heavy and I get smacked by them all the time.  :hatred:

ER

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What does not kill me makes me stranger.

WilliamWeird1313

Fifty-percent of doctors graduated in the higher part of their class. Lol.
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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Jack on November 11, 2008, 07:35:37 AM
Why do they make TV's in a 16:9 aspect ratio (which works out to 1.78:1) when movies are in 1.85:1?  I've actually read an explanation and it makes no sense.

From Wikipedia: "When the 16:9 aspect ratio was proposed by Kerns H. Powers, nobody was creating 16:9 videos. The popular choices in 1980 were 4:3, 15:9, 1.85, 2.20 and 2.35. Powers discovered that all of those aspects would fit within a 1.78:1 outer rectangle and when over-lapped, all shared a common 16:9 inner rectangle. Hence, any of the 'common 5' can be neatly cropped or matted to fill a 16:9 screen."
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ghouck

Quote from: ER on November 11, 2008, 12:40:01 PM
Fifty-percent of doctors graduated in the lower half of their class.

I would bet not, because I believe more people that graduated in the BOTTOM half do NOT go on to be doctors than do so after graduating from the TOP half. However EVERY doctor I have met has led me to believe they were either in the TOP 2%, or the BOTTOM 2%. I find very little middle ground.
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Rev. Powell

In law school they said the A students went on too become judges, the B students became attorneys, and the C students became millionaires.  I have no idea what they meant.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ER

My best friend once said another close friend of mine looked like Ted Bundy*. I told her she was way off, he looked nothing like Ted Bundy. She said yeah, he did. Well, I never saw the resemblance, but from then on every time I was with him that's all I could think about, him looking like Ted Bundy.



*Yes, yes, I know someone is itching to post those one pictures of him, blah...
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: ER on November 11, 2008, 04:07:50 PM
*Yes, yes, I know someone is itching to post those one pictures of him, blah...

No, here's Al Bundy tho'


Rev. Powell

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BTM

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ghouck

Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 11, 2008, 03:46:52 PM
In law school they said the A students went on too become judges, the B students became attorneys, and the C students became millionaires.  I have no idea what they meant.

I bet what they meant is that if you don't have great ABILITY as a lawyer, you can become very rich (but not necessarily SUCCESSFUL), at the cost of your scruples (IOW, if you're good you become an attorney or judge, if not, become an ambulance-chaser and get rich).

Just my thoughts.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ER

Tonight an acquaintance mentioned her 35-ish brother in law had his second heart attack scare in a year, and pointed out that the man weighs close to 400 pounds. It left me thinking, if a family can have a substance-abusing loved-one committed to a treatment center against his or her will based on the argument that the intervention is potentially life saving, then why is it the same logic and tactic can't be employed to save the life of a morbidly obese person?

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I was literally falling apart at the seems, ears and bag this morning. Luckily I didn't bring coffee or I would have spilled that all over the place!"

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