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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Doggett

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2009, 06:38:42 PM
I just noticed that the new document I started in Microsoft Word has yet to accept Jesus Christ as it's personal Lord and saviour.

It's annoying when that happens...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

My girlfriend and I just broke up.  We both knew it was coming, we both agreed that our relationship had deteriorated due to issues with distance, available time, and communications breakdowns.

We handled it maturely and agreed to stay friends (thankfully, I don't know if I could live without consuming the flesh of the cows and pigs her dad raises), with the possibility of maybe getting back together in the future if we can get things straightened out. 

As dissatisfied as I was with our relationship as it was over the last two months...as much as I know this was the right course of action...I still feel like s**t.

At least I have 1957's FROM HELL IT CAME to console me.

BTM

#857
I wonder if shirts that say, "Don't Go Full Retard" would sell?
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

ghouck

I might buy one if I knew what it meant, but I'm tired and can't bother to figure it out myself. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

BTM

Quote from: ghouck on January 06, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
I might buy one if I knew what it meant, but I'm tired and can't bother to figure it out myself. .

It's from Tropic Thunder.  :)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Psycho Circus


Mr. DS

I got a book from the library on Star Wars collectibles.  When I got to the section about school supplies I recalled how I had gotten part of a C3P0 eraser stuck in my nose in elementary school.  Luckily I popped it out without much effort. 
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ghouck

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 07, 2009, 07:01:39 PM
I got a book from the library on Star Wars collectibles.  When I got to the section about school supplies I recalled how I had gotten part of a C3P0 eraser stuck in my nose in elementary school.  Luckily I popped it out without much effort. 

That reminds me of the story Eddie Murphy told about himself and the G.I.Joe doll when he was a kid.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Sister Grace

I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

BTM

Quote from: Suitcase Grace on January 08, 2009, 08:20:14 PM
I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....

Grace, Grace, Grace, come on!  You don't need to flirt with random grocery checkers, you've got a WHOLE board here full of lonely single guys that you could flirt with, and only a few of them are mentally challenged.  :)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

BTM

Actually, I have NO idea how my light shines in the halls of Shamballa.
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Saucerman

Hollywood needs more actors like David Carradine.  He's good in what he does, plus he's not involved in any bizarre cults, he doesn't have public drug abuse problems, he doesn't beat his spouse, he doesn't try to influence international politics...The only scandal ever attached to his name is almost 40 years old, from his "Kung Fu" days when people accused his portrayal of Kwai Chang Caine as "yellowface."

Sister Grace

Quote from: BTM on January 09, 2009, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: Suitcase Grace on January 08, 2009, 08:20:14 PM
I flirted with a cashier while in line at walmart today. He got excited and started blushing and stuttering. At the time it made me feel good; now as I write this and think back, he may have been slightly mentally-challenged...

I've been in the sticks too long....

Grace, Grace, Grace, come on!  You don't need to flirt with random grocery checkers, you've got a WHOLE board here full of lonely single guys that you could flirt with, and only a few of them are mentally challenged.  :)

A little bit of mental challenging can be fun... ha

Thought for the day:

You should never take your seizure medication only to forget that you took it and proceed to take it again....although it does make for an interesting first date. That wasn't desire causing me to drool slightly  :buggedout:
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Doggett

If I buy some thing outside the UK how does it work money wise ??? I know there are shipping fees, the usual p & p. But what about exchange rates and all that.

Also, what is the difference between lavender, purple , and violet ?

Why does this chair squeek ?

I'm in the mood for pickled onion Monster Munch.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution