The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

An insect bit me on the penis...

What were you trying to do to it? 

Don't you mean: What was it trying to do to me !!!

Maybe I accidently stepped on it's buddy and it wanted revenge.

[Doggett]

Should I have Pie and Chips for tea...

Sorry it took so long to respond.  The answer is no.

I've waited for ages for that answer...I'm really hungry now.

[Mr. DS]

Seems a lot of people I know are slipping on ice this year.   

[LilCerberus]

Tell a joke at a party...

What kind of audience do you find most annoying?

The kinds of people who pull one catch phrase out of the setup (without actually listening to the joke), & launch into some way off topic tirade about European fascism, native American oppression & why Springsteen's "Born to Run" was done in such bad taste? How about the kinds of people cut you off midway through the setup to go OT hissy?

(I don't mean the kind who don't get it, or who do get it, but don't find it funny, I mean the kind who just won't listen.)

Or, how about those kind who get it the first time, then get it all over again a few minutes later, & keep getting it & re-getting it over & over, all evening long?

Or, how about those "too smart for their own good" types, who have to point out that there's a fancy word in the dictionary for what you just described, rather than recognize the irony of the scenario?
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What if... What if... What if... What if...
Hugh Hefner originally planned on calling his magazine "Stag Party"
Sorta' makes me wonder how our culture would've turned out if his logo wound up being a deer in an ascot, rather than a bunny in a bow tie.

Henry Winkler's character was originally called Mash.
Mickey Dolenz & Mike Nesmith tried out for the part.
Charles Manson tried out for The Monkees.
What if...

[Doggett]

Tell a joke at a party...

What kind of audience do you find most annoying?

The kinds of people who pull one catch phrase out of the setup (without actually listening to the joke), & launch into some way off topic tirade about European fascism, native American oppression & why Springsteen's "Born to Run" was done in such bad taste? How about the kinds of people cut you off midway through the setup to go OT hissy?

(I don't mean the kind who don't get it, or who do get it, but don't find it funny, I mean the kind who just won't listen.)

Or, how about those kind who get it the first time, then get it all over again a few minutes later, & keep getting it & re-getting it over & over, all evening long?

Or, how about those "too smart for their own good" types, who have to point out that there's a fancy word in the dictionary for what you just described, rather than recognize the irony of the scenario?
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What if... What if... What if... What if...
Hugh Hefner originally planned on calling his magazine "Stag Party"
Sorta' makes me wonder how our culture would've turned out if his logo wound up being a deer in an ascot, rather than a bunny in a bow tie.

Henry Winkler's character was originally called Mash.
Mickey Dolenz & Mike Nesmith tried out for the part.
Charles Manson tried out for The Monkees.
What if...

I'm not a European Fascist. I'm a Euro loony lefty.

[Joe the Destroyer]

I just discovered that they're doing a live action Cowboy Bebop movie, supposedly with Keanu Reeves as Spike. 

My stomach hurts...

[Doggett]

Deal or no Deal is evil...

[Psycho Circus]

Seems a lot of people I know are slipping on ice this year.   

I have twice 

[Doggett]

I should have bought the lesbian vampire film at HMV.
Vampyres.

It was only £4.99

[BTM]

I just discovered that they're doing a live action Cowboy Bebop movie, supposedly with Keanu Reeves as Spike. 

My stomach hurts...

Really?  I heard it was going to be a live action TV series...

I also heard Fox is going to do it, which is EXTREMELY ironic, considering they already had a VERY SIMILAR show on their hands that they (for no discernible reason) intentionally killed by putting it in a p**s poor time slot.

Guess they want another chance to mess up something else...

[Psycho Circus]

I bought some Sumatran coffee today, it tastes amazing, but it smells like burnt licorice 

[Joe the Destroyer]

While I somewhat enjoyed the movie Kairo, I keep reading on how everyone was scared to high hell by the ghost that stumbles near the beginning of the movie.  Honestly, I didn't find it that scary.  Is there anything less terrifying than being attacked by a clumsy ghost? Oh no, Mrs. Ghost!  Don't trip on me!  Oh dear, I hope you weren't a waitress in your past life! 

The obvious solution: hide in a china shop. 

[Psycho Circus]

Arrghh! My hair is too long to backcomb! 

[Newt]

I hate feeling stupid when I don't 'get' the connections in picture war.

[Doggett]

Arrghh! My hair is too long to backcomb! 

The back of my hair is nearly a meter long.