The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

RCMerchant · January 21, 2009, 12:22:54 AM

Quote from: Saucerman on January 20, 2009, 08:01:59 PM
My dorm building just had a fire drill, with eight inches of snow on the ground. I didn't have time to grab a jacket (the sound of the fire drill gives me severe headaches and has on occasion made me physically nauseous, so I just had to GET OUT) so stood outside freezing for the ten minutes until it was done and we could go back in.

The thought that occurred to me was, "if I was shivering any harder, the 50 foot woman could use me as a vibrator."

Hmmm....I wanna be a vibrator.

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 10:47:54 AM

I just don't understand why Striptease isn't more popular...

Can you still buy Kinder Eggs ?

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 11:00:06 AM

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

What does that mean ?
What's been violated ?

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 11:09:58 AM

WHAT'S WRONG WITH TREKKIES!!!!

THE NEW FILM LOOKS GREAT!!! STOP WHINING!!!!

ghouck · January 21, 2009, 12:04:18 PM

Quote from: doggett on January 21, 2009, 11:00:06 AM
"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"

What does that mean ?
What's been violated ?

What's been violated ? The terms of use have. . .
IOW, the author/owner has decided when, how, and why the video can be used (The 'terms of use' of the video), and someone has used it for something that does not fall within those parameters, therefor is was removed.

Paquita · January 21, 2009, 12:27:40 PM

Thank goodness for the broke-ass toilet in the stall next to me.

I couldn't hold me farts in and the other lady flushed just in time for the never-ending flush to drown out the noise and my sorrows.

Psycho Circus · January 21, 2009, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:01:30 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 20, 2009, 04:14:57 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to

LilCerberus · January 21, 2009, 02:49:59 PM

Somewhere twixt the Alpha & the Omega, lies the Gamma & the Chi...
Somewhere twixt the top drawer & the bottom drawer, lies... uh... yer drawers.
Somewhere twixt the top banana & the bottom of the barrell, lies something all bruised & squishy, but not completely smushed.
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Last night, for the uhm-teenth time in my life, I heard an urban bluegrass band covering Zepplin.

And yet, for some strange reason, I have yet to hear a marching band cover Hendrix...

About a year ago, I heard Sid Vicious' version of "I Wanna be your Dog" for the first time in my life, & found myself wondering how it would sound if it were redone entirely with smoke alarms.

Someday, I'd like to hear Tom Waits do a cover of Prince's "Erotic City".
Likewise, I'd like to hear Prince do a cover of Tom Waits' "Let Me Get Up On It".

meQal · January 21, 2009, 04:29:29 PM

Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

Psycho Circus · January 21, 2009, 04:43:01 PM

Quote from: meQal on January 21, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

I'd go with gay, unless you feel what they feel, then maybe both.

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 05:00:32 PM

Quote from: meQal on January 21, 2009, 04:29:29 PM
Just curious, sex with your clone, is it considered gay or masturbation?

You've got too much time on your hands, haven't you...

Sister Grace · January 21, 2009, 06:09:09 PM

Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 21, 2009, 12:49:37 PM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 08:01:30 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on January 20, 2009, 04:14:57 PM
Common sense needs to be taught in cold, dull rooms over a two day period, 3 floors up.

Atleast you got to do role playing, right? But then again when it revolves around work or safety, I guess that brings the excitement down a notch...

Circus Circus does not do role play, in work or even in the bedroom, because I don't need to

Gee sorry, it was just a joke...

Sister Grace · January 21, 2009, 06:15:09 PM

I take care of my mom (whom is sick), my kid has been home from school for six days due to the weather, my brother has decided to crash here for an undetermined amount of time...I have found out it has become impossible to be alone for even two minutes. I really need either a vacation or an obscene amount of nerve pills if this is to continue....

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 06:49:57 PM

Quote from: Sister Grace on January 21, 2009, 06:15:09 PM
I take care of my mom (whom is sick), my kid has been home from school for six days due to the weather, my brother has decided to crash here for an undetermined amount of time...I have found out it has become impossible to be alone for even two minutes. I really need either a vacation or an obscene amount of nerve pills if this is to continue....

I have a terminally ill stepfather that I have to keep an eye on. In case he accidently kills himself.

And I'm still unemployed!!!!

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 07:52:05 PM

There are some really trashy films I want to get.
The problem :

The covers are really trashy and I'll feel slightly embarrassed buying them. I love walking around Zavvi in their horror section to see all kinds of films I'd never heard of. Which is why is prefer shops to online buying.