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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Saucerman

#1140
February 09, 2009, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 09, 2009, 02:12:09 PM

Saucerman, When my ex was 16/17, she was sleeping with 50 year old men.  :bluesad: She (age 21 right now) left me for a 35 year old geek a week before my birthday, just 'cause he had a car.  :lookingup:

I should've seen it coming, as she did that type of crap to me all the time.

I ignored a lot of red flags in that relationship, but I seem to keep getting the last laugh...she dumped me for a drug dealer...then got the ugliest haircut in the world...now she's engaged to a 30 year old guy she probably met in a bar...and to top it all off, a week after she dumped me, I was in bed with her best friend  :teddyr:

Doggett

#1141
February 09, 2009, 07:07:36 PM
I'm thinking I should buy a yellow suit like Dick Tracy.

But would I have the guts to wear it....
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

#1142
February 09, 2009, 07:13:13 PM




:buggedout:

I'm so jealous of that guys room...That room is my idea of heaven :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

#1143
February 09, 2009, 07:33:39 PM
For a minute there, I thought that was a box of Crunchberries cereal in the upper left hand corner, and got excited.

Doggett

#1144
February 09, 2009, 07:41:01 PM
Quote from: Saucerman on February 09, 2009, 07:33:39 PM
For a minute there, I thought that was a box of Crunchberries cereal in the upper left hand corner, and got excited.

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

BTM

#1145
February 10, 2009, 01:54:50 AM Last Edit: February 10, 2009, 02:04:45 AM by BTM
Quote from: doggett on February 09, 2009, 07:13:13 PM

:buggedout:

I'm so jealous of that guys room...That room is my idea of heaven :teddyr:

Anyone else find it weird he's obessing over a chick who was in her prime about the same year he was born?
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

schmendrik

#1146
February 10, 2009, 09:41:17 AM
Quote from: meQal on February 09, 2009, 04:37:19 PM
If Train "A" leaves the station at 8:15AM going 55MPH and Train "B" leave the station at 9:15AM going 100 MPH, does anyone on Train "C" really give a crap which arrives first?

I'm on train "C". Train "B" had an equipment breakdown, train "A" got stuck behind a drawbridge opening, and I've been stuck on train "C" behind both of them for 3 hours.

Doggett

#1147
February 10, 2009, 11:16:40 AM
If Paris Hilton gets destroyed she will only become more powerfull...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

meQal

#1148
February 10, 2009, 12:46:17 PM
If a bear craps in the woods and no one is around, does it still stink?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Mr. DS

#1149
February 10, 2009, 12:51:23 PM
I'm addicted to Blue Diamond Almonds and all their wonderful varieties.  Only problem is I can probably buy real diamonds cheaper than these damn things.   :hatred:
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Doggett

#1150
February 10, 2009, 01:15:48 PM
I just bought something of Ebay and I got a letter from the seller.


In Dutch :bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

WilliamWeird1313

#1151
February 10, 2009, 03:10:42 PM


I think my Principles Of Economics teacher was a sedative in a past life.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Doggett

#1152
February 10, 2009, 04:15:33 PM
2 Girls
1 Cup
0 Dignity
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

#1153
February 10, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
"FIIIIIRRRREEEE!!!.....Smoke she is a riser"  :teddyr:

Doggett

#1154
February 11, 2009, 09:06:47 AM
My FrankenHooker DVD arrived as did my Strip Tease book YAY!!!! :teddyr:

...

But not my Elvira DVD  :bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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