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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Saucerman

So apparently I (a heavy set white guy of English descent) look darn good dressed as a Hindi woman.  Who knew?

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Raffine

Quote from: Saucerman on February 13, 2009, 12:53:46 AM
So apparently I (a heavy set white guy of English descent) look darn good dressed as a Hindi woman.  Who knew?

You did.

Somehow, deep down inside your soul, you knew.

You always knew.

:teddyr:

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Doggett

Who doesn't like a hug ?

I love hugs  :smile:


Hang on...

:question:

I'm slowly turning into the campest straight bloke ever. AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! :buggedout:
I was watching Frankenhooker and I was thinking how nice her hair was...



Help.

:bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Raffine

Some of the ladies at work are having a bake sale today.

I bought some cookies.

I just found what I believe is a cat hair in one.

Ugh.

The person who made said cookies is very easily upset and will have a mental fit if she finds out.

Should I tell anybody?


If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Doggett

Quote from: Raffine on February 13, 2009, 03:06:24 PM
Some of the ladies at work are having a bake sale today.

I bought some cookies.

I just found what I believe is a cat hair in one.

Ugh.

The person who made said cookies is very easily upset and will have a mental fit if she finds out.

Should I tell anybody?




Keep it to yourself. You're still alive. No harm done.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ER

I think a good idea would be replacing traditional beds with inflatable ones filled with helium. When you were done with them in the morning you could let them float to the ceiling, and hey, more floor space!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Doggett

Quote from: ER on February 13, 2009, 04:12:54 PM
I think a good idea would be replacing traditional beds with inflatable ones filled with helium. When you were done with them in the morning you could let them float to the ceiling, and hey, more floor space!

You're operating on a whole different level to the rest of us... :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Mr. DS

I saw a guy today in the Hallmark isle of Rite Aid  that I swear was the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult. 
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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

Quote from: doggett on February 09, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
To be a lesbian you need two qualities :

1. To be a woman
2. To find other women sexually attractive.


As number 2 applies to me, does that make me 50% lesbian ?

I'm having the above thought again.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

BTM

Quote from: The DarkSider on February 13, 2009, 06:57:54 PM
I saw a guy today in the Hallmark isle of Rite Aid  that I swear was the lead singer of Blue Oyster Cult. 

Funny, I've run into a few guys who looked a bit like Jerry Garcia...
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Joe the Destroyer

After much thought and a few more hours of playing, I decided that Magna Carta: Tears of Blood is just not for me.  I texted a buddy of mine in Oklahoma and asked him if he wanted it.  The good thing is I got it for free, and I'll just be passing the buck along.  Hopefully, he'll enjoy it's mediocrity-forced-to-and-feel-epic atmosphere better than I did.  It's really not a bad game.  It's just, well... rather hackneyed. 

In other news, my copy of Monster in the Closet came in today, and I finally found a bank that would do a signature guarantee for me so I could close down my HSA account and get my $2200 back.  It's also official that US Bank are a bunch of bastards, and wish not to help their customers.  Boo!

ghouck

Quote from: doggett on February 13, 2009, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 09, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
To be a lesbian you need two qualities :

1. To be a woman
2. To find other women sexually attractive.


As number 2 applies to me, does that make me 50% lesbian ?

I'm having the above thought again.

Yes, half of you is lesbian, , but the other half, since it isn't lesbian, is gay male. Kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Doggett

I bought Return of the Killer tomatoes. Although it's in region 2 I think I need a NSTC telly.  :bluesad:

But it might work. Fingers crossed.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.