The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

Doggett · February 16, 2009, 11:50:07 AM

I've been talking to a weirdo on the internet.

Raffine · February 16, 2009, 11:52:50 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on February 15, 2009, 09:23:03 AM
Having a hole in the seat of your waders can give your buttocks a cold.

Similarly, if your dogs go swimming in frigid water they can get 'Cold Tail Syndrome'.

Mr. DS · February 16, 2009, 11:56:50 AM

Three day weekend my @ss. I've been working every day of it.

Psycho Circus · February 16, 2009, 12:56:01 PM

I've just been banned from my local Tesco

Doggett · February 16, 2009, 01:03:03 PM

Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 16, 2009, 12:56:01 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco

Tell me more...

Psycho Circus · February 16, 2009, 01:04:13 PM

Quote from: doggett on February 16, 2009, 01:03:03 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 16, 2009, 12:56:01 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco

Tell me more...

I saw someone I hate and punched them out.

Doggett · February 16, 2009, 01:08:28 PM

Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 16, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 16, 2009, 01:03:03 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 16, 2009, 12:56:01 PM
I've just been banned from my local Tesco

Tell me more...

I saw someone I hate and punched them out.

Seriously...?

ghouck · February 16, 2009, 01:31:16 PM

Pinky and the Brain,
Pinky and the Brain,
One is a genius,
The other's insane. . . .

Saucerman · February 16, 2009, 05:21:37 PM

I'm angry, and I don't know why.

Doggett · February 16, 2009, 07:29:12 PM

ghouck's photo makes me think of a cooler, younger, Donald Sutherland.

Saucerman · February 16, 2009, 07:57:31 PM

For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to. The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush.

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.

meQal · February 17, 2009, 12:28:56 AM

Why would I want count how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Doggett · February 17, 2009, 01:19:28 PM

An Elvira comic that as been safe and sound in a comic shop for 21 years, I managed to damage within 48hrs. of ownership.

Plus...

My comic book shelf fell and now hundreds of pounds worth of comics have been damaged.

Not my day.

Mr. DS · February 17, 2009, 01:37:02 PM

Finally in a long time...the dentist said to me "no cavities". They did mention early gum disease but even that didn't upset me.

ER · February 17, 2009, 02:15:17 PM

When you're donating plasma, it's not comforting to hear the nurse say, "Uh-oh!"